Jack of all trades, but master of none. A gentleman with big ideas, delusions of grandeur, and a level of laziness that bypasses the dead. Whenever there's a book to read, an article to write, a game to finish, a house to clean, or an instrument to finally learn there is, always, yet another episode of How I Met Your Mother to watch instead. I know how to use semi-colons and Oxford commas. Do you?