I am a lawful evil level 25 Half-Elf wizard, currently enrolled at the University of Minnesota studying Supervillainy with a minor in Mad Science and Horribleness. I can speak fluent parseltongue, and shoot optic blasts. I also have survived the time war, and a visit to an unknown M-class planet while wearing red. I figured out the question of life, the universe, and everything, while defeating Superman in an arm wrestling contest under a yellow sun. My future plans include reclaiming the one ring, joining the Guild of Calamitous Intent, eliminating the Jedi, world domination and getting Firefly back on TV.
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