Well, obviously I was born airborn on a chariot of fire. The doctor pulled me out with sheer thunder and lightning, and the only way I could pay attention to anyone was to be spanked with the brute force of a thousand men tenfold. From there on out, I've lived a basically normal life in Texas, if you ignore the lazer dragon, and draw stuff and write poetry and romantic candle lit dinners... er... I mean, punching stuff. Because I am a man. A MANLY man. 'kay bye.