Capt. Obvious
My recent comments
- Is that my face I feel melting?
- Looks like I'll have to rename my fantasy football team.
- It hurts! It hurts me in my wallet!
- Even better than the last one.
- This one time I spilled coffee on my lap, and it was really not at...
- Looks like my bank account has to take another one for the team.
- "Brains we can believe in."
- There is no cake.
- Those are some happy phallic trees.
- scotophobic said: You should offer a $2- $5 "upgrade" to a long...