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Jabberwocky

I am a lawful evil level 23 Half-Elf wizard, currently enrolled at the University of Minnesota studying Supervillainy with a minor in Mad Science and Horribleness. I can speak fluent parseltongue, and shoot optic blasts. I also have survived the time war, and a visit to an unknown M-class planet while wearing red. I figured out the question of life, the universe, and everything, while defeating Superman in an arm wrestling contest under a yellow sun. My future plans include reclaiming the one ring, joining the Guild of Calamitous Intent, eliminating the Jedi, world domination and getting Firefly back on TV.

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• Oh, email is christopher (dot) bauleke (at) gmail (dot) com
• I have an old Potter and the Nimbus Brooms in a Mens Large....
• THE BEETS! I like the idea, but I think maybe a parody of the With...
• I have a Potter and the Nimbus Brooms from the last grab bag up for...
• Send you an email Dawid, still have the Nimbus. Sorry badhabit, not...
• I haven't seen the Hunger Games yet. Which shirt are you talking...
• I thought this was gonna be a Scott Pilgrim/Dr Who mash up....
• HELL YES! I love the idea.
• Not a fan of the blue. I'd like green or gray. Other than that, I...
• Just have a Large Mutant & Proud left. Looking for MadMan or...