My first ever TeeFury submission!
Will probably get rejected, but it was fun to make anyway (and cathartic, I'm so sick of hearing about this pos).
Will probably get rejected, but it was fun to make anyway (and cathartic, I'm so sick of hearing about this pos).
Heck, why not try making a design based on a Slashfic Furry Threeway of Sherlock, Watson & Lestrade instead. That should sell to a few thousand people on the internets.Ummm, no. Probably not.
Chuffy, it's like you're psychic! This was totally going to be my second TF design...
When it comes to bad fanfic, my fiancée has her finger on the pulse. She tells me about them and my faith in humanity drops a few points each time. I don't want to hear about how Kirk and alternate Kirk get it on. Like van Gogh, I may have to cut off my ears. :(
"Wrong" said the text message.
He clawed his desk in frustration. This message had come from none other than the World's only Consulting Ocelot. It annoyed him, but there was something about Sherlock and his foxy companion Watson that he couldn't get out of his mind.
The story continues for several thousand more words loosely referencing the TV show, book, every slashfic trope imaginable and the authors own fantasies involving Bears (both varieties) whilst never once daring to stray towards anything resembling a plot.
I think you just described 90% of all fanfic, ever. Bravo! Except maybe replace "Bears" with "Themselves".
This conversation is going to make it really awkward when I submit my Teen Wolf designs...