A cooter is a wonderful, magical word filled with awe and mystery. It brings smiles to the hearts of children and men. It floods the streets with joy and glory in beautiful streams of crimson love.
A cooter comes in many forms, each more deadly and deserving of praise than the previous:
- the soggy cooter
- the lonely cooter
- the hairy cooter
- the angry cooter
- the hungry cooter
- the flowing cooter
Know your cooters and you will live a safe and prosperous life.
first
pass
RichardNixon
TPol
fail
fucktard
A cooter comes in many forms, each more deadly and deserving of praise than the previous:
- the soggy cooter
- the lonely cooter
- the hairy cooter
- the angry cooter
- the hungry cooter
- the flowing cooter
Know your cooters and you will live a safe and prosperous life.
By the way, cooter is slang for vagina.
turtlepoo
Piss
frick
woah
Chekov
ColinFarrell
Uhura
See the original list here [if you wish to know why you should laugh your ass off, too]: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words
a_s_s_h_o_l_e = squirtle
a_s_s_h_o_l_e_s = assholes
b_a_l_l_s = balls
b_i_t_c_h = bulbasaur
b_o_o = boo
b_u_l_l_s_h_i_t = jigglypuff
b_u_l_l_s_h_i_t_t_i_n_g = bullshitting
c_o_c_k = psyduck
c_o_c_k_s_u_c_k_e_r = Chekov
c_r_a_p = charmeleon
c_u_n_t = charizard
d_i_c_k = krabby
d_o n_o_t w_a_n_t = do not want
d_o_u_c_h_e = GeordiLaForge
d_o_u_c_h_e_b_a_g = AshKetchum
d_o_u_c_h_e_b_a_g_s = douchebags
e_n_c_y_c_l_o_p_e_d_i_a_d_r_a_m_a_t_i_c_a = encyclopediadramatica
f_a_i_l = fail
f_i_r_s_t p_a_g_e = first page
f_t_w = ftw
f_u_c_k = pika
f_u_c_k_e_r = fucker
f_u_c_k_i_n_g = pikachu
f_u_g_l_y = fugly
g_a_y = wigglytuff
g_h_e_y = ghey
h_o_m_o = homo
i_d_i_o_t = idiot
J_a_p_a_n = Japan
k_i_l_l_a = killa
l_a_m_e = lame
l_o_l_z = lolz
N_a_z_i = Nazi
N_a_z_i_s = Nazis
o_m_f_g = omfg
o_m_g = omg
p_o_r_n = porn
p_u_s_s_y = pussy
q_p = qp
r_a_p_e = rape
r_e_t_a_r_d = Riker
r_e_t_a_r_d_e_d = Rikered
s_h_!_t = sh!t
s_h_i_t = rattata
s_h_i_t_e = shite
s_h_i_t_s = shits
s_h_i_t_t_e_r = shitter
s_h_i_t_t_y = shitty
s_k_i_t_t_l_e_s = skittles
s_l_u_t = DeannaTroi
s_n_a_i_l = snail
s_t_f_u = stfu
s_u_c_k_s = socks
s_w_i_n_e = swine
t_h_a_t's what she said = that's what she said
t_i_t_s = Uhura
w_i_l_l it b_l_e_n_d = will it blend
w_o_o_t c_h_e_r_r_y = woot cherry
w_o_o_t k_i_l_l_e_r = woot killer
w_o_o_t_k_i_l_l_e_r = wootkiller
w_t_f = wtf
w_t_h = wth