Tell us about this design:
You'd like that, wouldn't you?... Ok - I'll play your little 'game'... This piece was actually a direct response to a piece I had done for Hydro74's The Brass Tack apparel line (plug!). You know - the 'kids' these days like the skulls on their shirts. I assume it is something satanic in nature, or as a result of school budgetary cuts to the science curriculum, have no clue what a human skull is, and therefore are fascinated with them. Either way, I'm pretty sure I'm right, according to my research.
With the aforementioned insight, I decided to try to take that movement to the obvious next level before other designers realized it was happening, and/or acknowledged it. My answer to that was a decidedly landmark juxtaposition of a human skull with a mustache and lit cigarette on the body of an ostrich. As difficult as that sounds, that is EXACTLY what I did.
I, as well me, and myself, am still very confident this has made a tremendous impact on the 'skullparrelTM' industry as a whole. I have been quite humbled by how fellow artist have responded with such great respect to both myself, and this new trend. They won't even dare touch it. It's really quite something.
...So, after the enormous self-perceived success of that 'millennial- trendsetting-juggernautTM', I marked my new challenge - to take on a new, and self-assuredly explosive, genre. That of the 'Dignified Owl Man Hybrid with Pubic Hair Exposed' genre that I was pretty sure was just over the horizon.
So, with that as my challenge, and an iron will of determination, I set out to redefine the possibly impending movement. And as you can see, I did just that , like, times a MILLION! I took the foundation and added my own originality to it - a 'mustache' and a 'pipe'. BAM! Can't believe no one thought of this before!? WTF!?
And on a side note, did you know a baby owl is actually called an 'Owlette'? I @@@@ YOU NOT! HILARIOUS. I can't wait to see one at a zoo and call it out! (And did you also know, that if they get wet - they are referred to as a 'Moist Owlette' (*rimshot*)) BAM!
What's a day in the life of Jeremy like?
It's a little like this... and a LOT like this...
Do you own alot of shirts?
I do. I'm a half-tuck kind of guy myself. Mainly cause I like to let people know A) I've perhaps done my business already and B) if I did, I probably never stopped by the sink mirror to wash my hands.
If so, what's your favorite?
Favorites? Hrmmmm? Well I do have this one, *hahaa* - it's of Woody Woodpecker - you know the drunk bird from those walter lantz pornos? So, it has a picture of him looking all like him and all... and the text above him *hahaaa* says *chortle* 'Woody' *snort gurgle* 'Woodpecker' *HAHAAAA*! But, get this! The 'Woody' text is HUUUUGE!!! *haha!* Much larger than the 'Woodpecker' text... fricking high-larious - LOVE that shirt! *wipes tears away*
What is your favorite color?
Blue.
Zombies, ninjas, pirates, vikings.. who would win in a fight?
Um... if memory serves correct...Ninjas beat paper? Rock beats Vikings?....um... Zombies, eventually.
What wine goes best with...Brains?
All wines really - in moderation, of course. The map-kinase enzyme stimulates & regenerates neural cells...(walks over to closet and grabs the 3DBB. Begins to explain to Chumley he may benefit from intake of wine...)
Zombie Apocalypse breaks out tomorrow... Your weapon of choice?
Your mom!
Name the three most important phrases you need when you're talking to a zombie.
"Huuuurrrrrrrr." (what up!?) "Harrruuuuuurrrrrrr."(word up!) and "raaaaaruhuhuhhhrrrrrrr." (your mom!)
What inspires you?
Cartoons & videogames. Mostly the latter, but more so the prior... I think of my style as a bit schizophrenic depending on the intent – but ultimately as the result of an impatient-mongoloid-bastard-love-child of Ed Bennedict & Neal Adams (you know they’d do it if they were able). At least that seems to work in my mind…
If you could go only to one restaurant for the next five years, which would it be?
That is the TOUGHEST question anyone has ever asked me. But it's an easy answer: Max & Ermas. EFFING SQUARE CHEESES DEEP FRIED ON STICKS, BITCHES! BOOYAH!
Have you ever had to get stitches? Any battle scars?
Yes & oh hell yes. True story, my right hand was ripped open by a piece of car trim as I passed by a car in a vertical fashion as I was thrrown to the ground. I was like 13. On the palm of my hand, right by the thumb and into the webbing. You could see tendons - very gross. Seriously screwed my thumbs mobility. Still can't palm a basketball with that hand to this day. All scarred up.
What would the you of now, tell the you of 10 years ago?
Probably something like 'Don't SHOOT! It's me! I mean, YOU! I mean US! I'm me/you from the future! 10 Years in the future to be exact! In 10 years you will need to answer some questions for a website that will be selling a design you did of an Owl/Man with Pubic hair expo- DON'T SHOO - ach...*gurgle* *gurgle* everything going black *gurgle* ...rosebud'...
Where would you like to see yourself in 5 years with your art career or other?
I'd like to see myself swimming in one of my MANY Scrooge McDuck-style money vaults, whilst Gizmoduck keeps out an eye for those nefarious Beagle Boys... But, I would also accept being able to simply support my family & pay my bills while drawing weird shit full time... an ounce of respect would be ICING on the effing cake! WHo's with me!? ...no one? I see...
What advice would you offer to aspiring designers?
Don't do it- you can't compete. Leave it to us grown-ups - ok? Go save whales and stuff - I mean, the planet is going to die if you don't do something more meaningful with your life! Right?... but if you really HAVE to do this... 1)do what you love 2)work hard 3)be patient 4) expect to FAIL if you go up against us!
MAC or PC?
PC - I'm actually a former Mac guy. Why the switch? Wasn't geeky enough - that and I'm cheap. But by doing so I could save and afford get a Wacom Cintiq ;) So, that's something - right!? -I do own an iphone! We still cool!?
Any shout outs?
Certainly. My parents for never telling me how wasted my God-given talent is and supporting me through college.
Hydro74 for his charity work in including my piece in the Brass Tack Apparel line (plug #2). My wife for supporting my artistically self-indulgent tendencies. And lastly, Jimiyo for having to fill a date on a calendar and having more important things to do than seek out a respectable piece/and/or/artist. Peace out. Word to your mothers.
Lastly, can you really touch your tongue to your nose?
I can, and I'm doing it right now.

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xkatexsaid 98 weeks ago
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KyleMittskussaid 98 weeks ago
Facepalm!
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matt2koolsaid 98 weeks ago
it is a shirt. it was designed for a band: http://emptees.com/tees/291881-51-shortfalls
matt2koolsaid 98 weeks ago
lazytulipsaid 98 weeks ago
Yeah, you're good, and you know it. ^_^
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Henderfacesaid 98 weeks ago
Shirt rules! Hahha
philly bluntsaid 98 weeks ago
interview was hilaaaaaarious. answer to day in the life of jeremy question made me laugh very, very hard.
please print more of mr. packer's stuff please.
philly bluntsaid 98 weeks ago
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diuysaid 98 weeks ago
My thoughts exactly.
steenbotsaid 98 weeks ago
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BackBayBrouhahasaid 98 weeks ago
You almost had me until there. I don't think I can wear this now... the rest of it is badass though! Just shave the owl next time, please.
WSwansaid 98 weeks ago
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surdrealsaid 98 weeks ago
if only it were not on white. :( i have a black tshirt tendency.
twilshiresaid 98 weeks ago
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mirrorTEAsaid 98 weeks ago
Le outmost awesome design, as people say - snake wearing fez - takes the price. Ill ponder this for a while, its almost to awesome not to get even though I have to many unused shirts!
Also. Sideart. Rocks.
Rex_Banner_said 98 weeks ago
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midget_gemsaid 98 weeks ago
I know 'm going to end up buying this,but then i'm going to have to go to the trouble of dying it cos white shirts are just so KHAAAAAAAN ugly.
LadyDragonflysaid 98 weeks ago
shelbizzosaid 98 weeks ago
dont be silly, you can never have too many!
especially when theyre THIS awesome. :D
Noodle McDoodlesaid 98 weeks ago
jimiyosaid 98 weeks ago
White shirts FTW!
If I remember correctly, the art is sized at 14+ inches so it should print pretty huge to show off all the details. It should be tight!
RonHundredsaid 98 weeks ago
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daniellesaid 98 weeks ago
I LOVE all the owl shirts!
heavyhandsaid 98 weeks ago
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ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
So you didn't watch every episode of 'LOST'!? Too bad, bro - you won't get it...
DeadhedStevesaid 98 weeks ago
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fjoivsaid 98 weeks ago
in any event, great work, i bought one. first shirt i've purchased here, and i've been lurking for a while.
Scarahsaid 98 weeks ago
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ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
THANK YOU for the kind compliment! And KHAAAAAAAN YOU for the insult to the beauty of the natural human body!!!!! ;)
pbanditosaid 98 weeks ago
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bomtronsaid 98 weeks ago
2) I can't wear something with an image depicting exposed pubic hair.
3) I can't, I just can't.
4) I love how all of his answers seem to be to amuse himself.
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
I feel your pain...I too live in a conservative town...TRUE STORY*: was wearing a Brass Tack tee the other day and some 60yr old with a fez walks up to me and starts doing what I can only imagine was the Masonic secret handshake... apparently it involves shaking hands with your groin and kissing with your tongue...
*if by 'true' you mean 'nuh-uh' ;)
Hallucinogenicsaid 98 weeks ago
Right, because you might get burned at the stake. Where do you live, in Salem circa 1692? For your sake, I hope you were joking.
This is an interesting shirt to be sure. I think I like it even more after reading some of the interview and checking out the other pieces. An unshackled imagination and unleashed creativity combined with talent and hard work yield results worthy of ones serious consideration.
If the symbols of Freemasonry were replaced by other occult symbols, one might be forgiven for mistaking this as a lost portrait of Aleister Crowley. Owl is right there in his last name.
Although I have way to many t-shirts and rarely buy or wear white any more, I'm really going to have to think about this one.
Please bring this artist back as soon and as often as possible.
randomhero326said 98 weeks ago
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FuzzyLogicsaid 98 weeks ago
Total DUH that I'm buying this. I want 100 of these to wear 1 for a nice portion of the year.
How Cool. Elkhart Indiana. Pretty darned close to me.
Have drooled over his portfolio so many times.
So much so, I've emailed him a few weeks ago to donate a piece of art to the TeeFury 2nd Birthday Goodie Box Giveaway From FuzzyLogic! and he said YES!!!!
Hallucinogenicsaid 98 weeks ago
Yes, woe unto us, the ignorant sheep who need to be shepherded. Thank you for bringing the evil behind the symbols to our attention, enlightened one. Oh, look, you dropped your foil hat. Here ya go.
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
Woah, horsey!...In this case you want to use the spelling 'here' instead of 'hear'. It's a common mistake most people make in haste these days with our hustle & bustle society with the social medias & the picture boxes... but unfortunately it invalidates your argument... since the Illuminati have, for centuries now, tried to eradicate proper spelling & grammar... you are supporting their agenda... shame really...
lindseygeesaid 98 weeks ago
I agree. Now that I've seen it, I can't un-see it! The pubes are bit unnecessary, I like a sophisticated owl that knows how to keep it in his pants!
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
I can understand this argument coming from a babies perspective - HOWEVER - I would argue juxtaposition of concept & precept are equal, if not greater, to juxtaposition of shape & form... but ultimately the Illuminati agenda takes president ;)
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Rah.said 98 weeks ago
It works both ways i suppose. I mean if you are so against the symbolism they use then shouldn't the fact it's on every dollar in circulation mean you need to be dead broke to stop supporting "evil"? So technically if you buy this shirt you aren't doing anything wrong since you would be trading 11 symbols of evil(dollar bills)for just one(tee). Actually trading 11 evils for 1 means you are 10 TIMES less evil for buying this shirt right? So logically if you DON'T empty your entire GalacticTreasury account and buy as many of these shirts as possible(within the budget of a conspiracy theorist who most likely prints his own 1 page newspaper and eats only pigeons in a 1 bedroom loft lined with foilpaper)then YOU are contributing to the zionist evils of pryamid symbols and general debauchery. What would the pigeons think...?
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
Haha! Best comment yet!!!! I will buy your shirt for you! Send me your address - jeremy@zombieyeti.com
FuzzyLogicsaid 98 weeks ago
David Spangler, quotes about Illuminati:
Lucifer comes to give to us the final gift of wholeness. If we accept it then he is free and we are free. This is the Luciferic initiation. It is one that many people now, and in the days ahead, will be facing, for it is an initiation in the New Age.
We're coming to get you, Barbara.
FuzzyLogicsaid 98 weeks ago
Dude. Awesomeness. Pure Awesomeness. 2 Full Days of it. Gotta LOVE it. Amazing, incredible, beautiful, flying awesomeness.
RandomLynxsaid 98 weeks ago
Oh I would love to buy multiple copies of that My Little Pony / Care Bear design on a shirt :)
FuzzyLogicsaid 98 weeks ago
Jeremy. You're so freakin' awesome, funny, nice, crazy brained so much that it makes me damned happy.
Make sure to put a return address on yer package of awesomeness you send. *please*
moqiloksaid 98 weeks ago
randomhero326said 98 weeks ago
i spelled one word incorrectly while typing quickly and that's REALLY all you have to say about my post? can you just explain why you chose to put all the symbology in the shirt?
randomhero326said 98 weeks ago
what the Spock are you talking about? like honestly? The fact that the all seeing eye is all over our money should show you that we've been controlled by this group for longer than any of us have been alive. Money is false anyways, i work so i can sustain a life because in this country and the world over, pieces of paper based not on actual worth force me to have to do jobs i don't want to do because that's how i have to sustain life. i don't live my life based on how much money i have, and i NEVER stress about money. The whole pigeon thing was absolutely Rikered, your attempt to be witty was a fail. but yes, i think money is evil. i think it goes against what people should be working for in their lives. but why bother trying to explain how life shouldn't be about materialism when i'm a shirt site. go figure, trying to figure out why the Spock it's so necessary for designers and t shirt sites to keep throwing out Freemason symbology causes a bunch of people to hate on me for asking why
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
Wow! - thanks for the kind words. I don't see myself as terribly great at anything - but I work my ass off - so it's good to know it's appreciated. ;)
For the record, if I am anything, it's a bit self-indulgent... - glad others can appreciate this utterly crippling social deficit ;)
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
Wow! Thanks for these comments! They are helping the page height make my interview seem less 'wordy'. That was a concern of mine going into this.
Fortunately Jimiyo had the foresight to edit out the interview-subplot where my friends & I embarked on an adventure to find treasure and save our neighborhood from being developed into a golf course! Maybe next time...
titoboy666said 98 weeks ago
randomhero326said 98 weeks ago
Dude, just answer the question. This is exactly my point. Laugh it off so i look like a crazy person, while you're the one dropping Freemason imagery in a suggestive and "cool" way. whether you support it or not, You've got a Spocking owl holding a Freemason coin with a snake on the owls shoulder and the all seeing eye capping the picture off. Obviously you have either payed attention to the Illumanti, so i guess i just want to know why you chose to make this? it's not really a difficult question to answer... is it?
mas69teredwardsaid 98 weeks ago
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ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
Not to sound cliche, but 'lighten up'... do you think my "Bears, Ponies & Rainbows, Oh My' piece has a pro'carebears' and anti'mylittlepony' agenda? Do I look like someone trying to influence & introduce new social norms upon our society? The answer to this and many other questions (including yours) will be revealed NEXT TIME! Stay tuned!
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
Can I quote you on that? (cause I did)
Princesszeldasaid 98 weeks ago
Rah.said 98 weeks ago
The artist laughing it off is what makes you look crazy?
Yeah, that's it exactly.
randomhero326said 98 weeks ago
no, i think your freemason inspired t shirt design does, not your side art (which i think is all pretty bad ass btw) but seriously i just want to understand why, level with us. what inspired you to make artwork that is covered in symbology of a group of people who control humanity? its disturbing how you refuse to even acknowledge the fact that i'm not making this WesleyCrusher up and that you put it in there for a reason. my question is simply why?
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Noogumssaid 98 weeks ago
Haha alright. I meant to put I would buy every single one but I'm commenting from my phone and typing gets weird some times on this site
makeo22said 98 weeks ago
Evil Seansaid 98 weeks ago
I'm actually with RandomHero: just answer the frigging question. You have the all-seeing eye of horus, the mason symbol, an owl, and a serpent. Explain why you chose to use this imagery in the design.
zerofan92said 98 weeks ago
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
Seriously? Did you guys read the interview? Did you notice the explanation of the piece? Allow me....
" This piece was actually a direct response to a piece I had done for Hydro74's The Brass Tack apparel line (plug!)"
Now, go look into the Brass Tack Apparel line & 'all the answers will be revealed!'
Am I the only one who read the interview? ;)
Rah.said 98 weeks ago
i read it!!
Evil Seansaid 98 weeks ago
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
You sir, are MY hero! ;)
shunessaid 98 weeks ago
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
I didn't want to shill to hard with a link ;)
Flabeosaid 98 weeks ago
Why I be leave the Illuminati imagery is in there is to create a sense of mystery and send of a vibe in the design.
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
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ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
You sir, get 'it'...WOAH!...*rereads*...waitaminute...*looks at the back of the declaration of independence through a prism*...this can't be...*notices large lady wearing very short shorts*...Skull & Bones. Skull'parel. ...Bones. ...'Parel. SKULL SHIRTS ARE PROMOTING THE SKULL & BONES SOCIETY! *heads to Sam's club to stock up on crates of tin foil*
bgensosaid 98 weeks ago
And those flipping out about the freemasonry symbolism..ha ha. To me one of the exact reasons of including them is to stir up emotions, educate/bring recognition and thoughts of it in people. And then there's the pubes...sort of making fun of it at the same time. Or he just felt like it cause they have a lot of distinct and interesting symbols. I don't see how it could promote whatever agenda is feared but rather promote recognition so that these "hidden" symbols everywhere aren't so hidden anymore as they are all nicely put together in a balanced design of fun.
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
BAM!
bgensosaid 98 weeks ago
Baha yes! They arn't just squiggly lines they have DEPTH and LIFE. Probably the most attention put to pubes I've ever seen...well actually in Japan there's..
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ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
You're a straight shooter. I like that! ;)
TheRedKestrelsaid 98 weeks ago
I'm pretty that flipping out because you think you've seen the true objective of the design, and the rest of us poor unlearned teefurians haven't, just means you missed a jr. high lesson on satire.
But, I genuinely appreciate your concern. no lie.
moqiloksaid 98 weeks ago
& to profit from trendies' ignorance to "secret society" symbolism...
Jartisansaid 98 weeks ago
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
Did I miss the convention? I thought we were against BP & Capitalism? (i jest)
Seriously speaking, I'm not so sure the design hinges on the masonic elements... perhaps if I replace the 'All Seeing Eye' with a drawing of Emmanuel Lewis & the Masonic Symbol with a LOST Polar Bear icon? That work for you Mr. Anti-trendie? ;)
watsonsaid 98 weeks ago
p.s. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE print the carebear/my little pony sideart.
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
No worries! ;) *adds name to list*
ballabilsaid 98 weeks ago
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
I suppose 'dancing' is a sin too? ;)
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ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
Now, I know what you're going to ask: 'ZombieYeti, why would he do THIS!? Why would he support the inner sanctum of Global puppeteers that have controlled our daily lives since the beginning of time?'
Good Question, I can only assume it's because he straight up heads the local 666 Masonic Lodge in O'lando, of course! ;) (JOKE! It's the 656!)
RubyRedTeessaid 98 weeks ago
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FuzzyLogicsaid 98 weeks ago
Mmmmm Pubes.
Hell yeah. Gotta love THAT!
Spot on! Hey Roger, Thanks for the HUGE pack of goodies for the Goody Box!
Check the forums, people. I got a HUGE bunch of stuff today!
From ALL over the world. 2 artists from England and 1 from Australia. Guess who!?!
Click the pic!!
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
I give Jimiyo ultimate props for taking a risk on this VERY personal piece*... that said - sales keep the tee-fury-ing, so without good support for an Owlman w/pubes, I'm afraid this dream just may not come true... not trying to guilt you into purchasing this shirt*, however i will hold you solely responsible if sales are lacking*... if you can sleep knowing that, that's great... just Spocking great! *kicks puppy*
*LIES!
bSinsaid 98 weeks ago
As for the owl - I love it. Buying it!
FuzzyLogicsaid 98 weeks ago
But... you only get pubes when you actually START to mature.
Things are weird here today. I love it.
Surprised how many right wing, radical activists and conspiracy theologists we have on TeeFury. Makes life fun I guess to see how bizzare some people can be. Woop woop!
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
*cough* See here *cough* *cough* *wheeeeeezzzzzzz* Buy Here in animal-hating-black-tee! *chuckle* *fart*
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
A)Good point! Pubes are coo!
B)Honestly, I'm quite happy people are passionate about such things as the questions without answers. It's good to see they are not automatons. It shows that they are able to make their own decisions & follow their own paths regardless of peer groups & popular media 7 culture. And I for one would never presume to know enough not to question something(s). Curiosity is creativity. I support that individuality whole-heartedly ;)
C) *insert joke here* ZING!
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
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tee4mesaid 98 weeks ago
Thanks for setting us all straight, FuzzyLogic... I look forward to your sarcastic and off-the-wall comments every day! :D
FuzzyLogicsaid 98 weeks ago
It's just all about tryin' to keep the humor up in peoples brains!
If people laughed more, I wouldn't get beat up every day that I leave my house. hahahahaha. weeeee!
I'm gonna paint my pubes! Oh. oops. Oh. Bahahahaha
jasmmmmmmsaid 98 weeks ago
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LNSsaid 98 weeks ago
You pimpin' this on emptees? Oughta be if you ain't. They'd eat this WesleyCrusher up & ask for more. Sure, they'd use code talk & say things like "nice line work, bro", but you know they'd really mean "sweet Spocking pubes, dude." Gotta appreciate peeps that appreciate things like that. Just a thought, I'm off to buy one of these bad motherfuckers.
P.S. Mom says hi.
Sourpusssaid 98 weeks ago
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
So, do you like it? It's killing me! I need to KNOW!*
Hey, tell your mom I left my slippers under the bed... the ones that say B.D. *BAM!* ;)
*teefury meme of the day: "reading comprehension & assessment"
KyleMittskussaid 98 weeks ago
Goblinkatiesaid 98 weeks ago
I'm not sure he's going to go for "but honey, it has pubes!"
Maybe I could take the randomhero326 route and tell him that it's all part of a master plan?
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
Would some bonus material help? I can hook you up with a free this and a there's This (scroll down for the linky)... AND then there's that Hydro74 gentlemen who's offering your choice of a free font if you buy this tee... ;)
That's like a $500 dollar value or something equally ridiculous to say!
Oh, and btw - the offer stands for all ;)
>
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
FuzzyLogicsaid 98 weeks ago
Oh you stop that, you, you, you, Pandemoniumist! :D
LOL
Yeah.
This deserves...
"Best Episode Ever"
Teefury award.
FuzzyLogicsaid 98 weeks ago
Nom Nom Nom
Nom Nom Nom
Nom Nom Nom
LNSsaid 98 weeks ago
A great man once said "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro".
This place could use a lot more of that ; )
LNSsaid 98 weeks ago
Eh. Ya know, it's aight. I always try & support my Freemason bros, though. Which reminds me, Brother Leon said to remind you you're bringing the chips next Tuesday. None of that weak ass dollar store WesleyCrusher, either. Doritos, MotherSpocker. How we 'sposed to take over the world when we can't even snack properly? KHAAAAAAAN. All that's pretty much a direct quote, give or take.
Oh, and mom says thanks for the slippers. She assumed the B.D. stood for Birth Day, since hers is today (I WesleyCrusher you not). I was gonna buy her one of these as a gift, but I'm not sure it's bad ass enough for her. That Saulvation tee is more her speed, so I'll probably pick up an extra one of those whenever it drops.
See ya next week, bro diddley. Ain't no party like an Illuminati party cause an Illuminati don't stop! Whoop whoop!
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ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
But I'd also like to take this opportunity to bring to your attention an important subject, that has concerned me for nearly a week after stumbling across it... Morgellans Disease. Seriously, WHAT THE SPOCK!? WesleyCrusher IS MESSED UP - YO!
Word to your mothers.
mR0n3PunCHsaid 98 weeks ago
JTHsaid 98 weeks ago
By "conservative town" do you mean "prison" or is this a place you can leave of your own free will if you should decide to?
MyVindicatorsaid 98 weeks ago
But the shirt is pretty awesome.
Owls just kind of creep me out.
Congrats on the print!
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
KHAAAAAAAN! Ruined my own joke... www.twatter.com/yugiohfan4evar
FuzzyLogicsaid 98 weeks ago
Obey!
Opie!
FuzzyLogicsaid 98 weeks ago
He wouldn't even return my e-mALe. Bah!
;-)
but seriously. He didn't. MEANIE
theAguilarsaid 98 weeks ago
zisaid 98 weeks ago
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
Awwww - I like you!....You know my art isn't seeing anyone right now... just saying...
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
THANKS TO EVERYONE! YOU ALL RULE!!!!!! *if we allow* ;)
jsrealpmsaid 98 weeks ago
Hey, just because we love bats doesn't mean we hate animals!!!
That said, I love animals, and I still love that shirt!
And I love this shirt, which is going away in 13 minutes nooo!
But I bought it, so woop woop!
Arrivederci best shirt on Teefury to date, arrivederci!
FuzzyLogicsaid 98 weeks ago
He's lying!
He LOVES you!!!! He's following you right now ! !
Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
FuzzyLogicsaid 98 weeks ago
I'll bet you didn't notice... Coincidence? I don't think so.
iCaresaid 98 weeks ago
totallypipesaid 98 weeks ago
and why are there no hotcakes?
FuzzyLogicsaid 98 weeks ago
There SHOULD be hotcakes. I think it's part of the conspiracy.
Are you sure it wasn't 7.3 minutes?
FuzzyLogicsaid 98 weeks ago
http://bestiary.ca/beasts/beast245.htm
http://bestiary.ca/beasts/beast245.htm
http://bestiary.ca/beasts/beast245.htm
http://bestiary.ca/beasts/beast245.htm
FuzzyLogicsaid 98 weeks ago
:D
theAguilarsaid 98 weeks ago
Is that so? Well I love it all, I could never choose just one of the pieces. I wonder if your art is into polygamy...
ZombieYetisaid 98 weeks ago
I dunno - it's into some weird WesleyCrusher - yo
Skywaysaid 94 weeks ago