Teefury

Words from jimiyo: Yes, we went there. That's how we roll... yo.

A summary of New Moon if you are unfamiliar by iQuitt.

Have you watched either of the movies? When I'm happy, I watch the first one. It's so emo that it makes me want to crawl into the corner and make art again!

Well I’ve only seen the first Twilight movie and having a set of working testicles I wasn’t terribly impressed, felt like a pilot for a teen drama but in a movie format…like Smallville meets I dunno something with drama and something with vampires.

I really didn’t get it at first but I understand the fuss now, Twilight is basically Star Wars for girls and no matter how much you may dislike it there’s really nothing you can do to put a dent in the fervency of a fan girl…they tend to ignore bothersome, inconvenient things like the truth and uh reality.

Fun fact: I actually thought the Asian guy was gay until he hit on Bella, I was like WTF he’s straight? Plot twist!! La Push baby, La Puuuush!!!

Why do you think teenage girls, and apparently middle aged housewives love Edward so much? He gets all the girls. Cho Chang, that girl from Zathura, and I admit it,  when he was whacked by Lord Voldemort's minion I was kinda bummed. So what's up with Edward that makes women swoon?

Can’t say really but if your middle aged wife is wearing Team Edward underoos to bed I’d strongly recommend committing ritual suicide

What have you done to make sure that you will be okay when teenage girls come try firebomb your house or vex your soul with incantations?

I’ve set a series of Jigsaw-like traps around my house

* pits of sharpened Doritos chips covered by a “Cullen’s Home” door mat

* blow up dolls of Edward sprinkled with itching powder

* Eclipse script books tied to grenade pins

I’ve also purchase an anti magic t-shirt…well it’s not really special it just says “DOAN MAGIK ME BRO” on it but they don’t know that.

What would the Sean of Today tell the Sean of 5 years ago?

Sean from the past: “who are you?”
Future Sean: “Why I’m you from the future!” [in David Bowie voice]
Sean from the past: “Wow! What’s the future like?”
Future Sean: “Well I rule the world from my dark tower in New Zealand and own several eastern European concubines”
Sean from the past: “WTFAWESOME!!”
Future Sean: “see you in 5 years...years….years….years…..”

*sigh*…sometimes you just have to lie to yourself L

What's a day in the life of Sean like?

Ugh! Work, work and more work!

When I’m not wage slaving I’m doing freelance jobs at home or working on my contest submissions. This is going to be the year of the Winter Artwork.

That’s an animal btw…it’s a mix between a phoenix, a wolf and a manatee

What websites do you like to hang out at?

Emptees

DBH forums

Deviant art

Gmail

Favorite Tee of the Moment

The Swarm by mitelsantiago is pretty well done I had a piranha concept but it looked too similar so now I’ve got to go back to the old drawing board…thanks  loads man!

Any shout outs?

Just to all the great designers on the Emptees, DBH and TeeFury I’m amazed everyday by the talent these guys have…gives me a warm, itchy felling in my loins.

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