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Slawsaid 130 weeks ago

Love it.
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EdwardBlakesaid 130 weeks ago

Bahahaha. I'm not gonna buy this shirt but if somebody on my University campus buys this shirt and wear it often, I'll prob piss my pants laughing every single time I see this shirt.
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fatalligatorsaid 130 weeks ago

Haha I lol'd.
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leastsaid 130 weeks ago

smuuuuuurf straight. vampires are meant for killing, not teaching.
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kgvectsaid 130 weeks ago

Hah hah! YES!!!
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freakmoonmaidensaid 130 weeks ago

Ah! Ah! Ah!
You really have no idea how tempted I am to get this.
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naytallysaid 130 weeks ago

... I am... oh my god... my childhood!

*cries in a corner*
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EdwardBlakesaid 130 weeks ago

Anybody here know what "imbibo victum diripio" means?
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Anonymoussaid 130 weeks ago

hahaha!! I love it so much but I hate that color, well I don't hate it, I just don't wear that bright of colors.
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GeriMarssaid 130 weeks ago

"Imbibo" is drink. "Diripio" is tear apart. And I'm not sure about "victum," unless it's a play on "victim."
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opoliosaid 130 weeks ago

Nice!

In Germany we say: "Graf Zahl!" :-D
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jecrtsaid 130 weeks ago

EdwardBlake said: Anybody here know what "imbibo victum diripio" means?

I was told it means "to conceive, to conquer, to tear to pieces"

thanks guys!
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jecrtsaid 130 weeks ago

GeriMars said: "Imbibo" is drink. "Diripio" is tear apart. And I'm not sure about "victum," unless it's a play on "victim."

It was a logo/crest I did for a themed adventure club
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GeriMarssaid 130 weeks ago

I love the zombie Pee-wee, and today's tee. But, writing for kids, I'm not sure that I can get away with wearing a bloodthirsty Count.

BTW, The Count has always been one of my favorite "Sesame Street" characters. And this shirt did make me LOL.
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melbelsaid 130 weeks ago

something to tear into pieces
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pucksaid 130 weeks ago

Dear god...that's awesome. But horrifying. Very horrifying.
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GeriMarssaid 130 weeks ago

jecrt said:

I was told it means "to conceive, to conquer, to tear to pieces"

thanks guys!

Found this online:

imbibo - imbibe, drink in, think up, conceive

Your usage makes more sense. And I suppose that one who is conquered is surely a victim.
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GeriMarssaid 130 weeks ago

ROTFLMAO!

I just noticed the shout out, at right, to the ghost of Charles Nelson Riley.

Hey, put in a good word for me to the ghost of Bob Keeshan.
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SilverBiatasaid 130 weeks ago

I....couldn't....breath! This was so funny!!!
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karmakitten333said 130 weeks ago

this is awesome! bought without a second thought.
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GeriMarssaid 130 weeks ago

Man, this is funny. I'm going to think about it. I may just get it anyway. It's just too priceless.
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stablercakesaid 130 weeks ago

8C

My childhood j 3j
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samiam2474usaid 130 weeks ago

Fun shirt, but why light blue? I still bought it though.
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MJsaid 130 weeks ago

stablercake said: 8C
My childhood j 3j

hahaha, your 8C face looks like sad Cookie Monster!
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swordsaintsaid 130 weeks ago

lol, wow. This is what I would of wanted when I was 8.
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Muntoesaid 130 weeks ago

MAN TEEFURY, why do you have to have all these strange t-shirts I want to buy this week!? Alas, I cannot purchase this :c
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xxbaphometxxsaid 130 weeks ago

Where can i get that pee-wee zombie shirt?? Awesome design though for today's tee!
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Sirknifesalotsaid 130 weeks ago

I'd be more tempted if the t color wasn't this color blue and if th count was purple. Still pretty cool though.

And why the Count might've been my favorite character when I was growing up, Oscar the grouch is my favorite now cause he tells kids how it is. ;)
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melbelsaid 130 weeks ago

Growing up I was more of a Muppets & Fraggle Rock girl myself...
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estrussaid 130 weeks ago

As much as I would love this shirt, I'm not looking forward to explaining it to my 4yr old.
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melbelsaid 130 weeks ago

estrus said: As much as I would love this shirt, I'm not looking forward to explaining it to my 4yr old.

whomp whomp
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aayjaysaid 130 weeks ago

Oh, yes. Oh, yes yes. I need this shirt.
Even my mom, who's a preschool teacher, was all, oh my god that's sick and twisted and hilarious.
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stoweawaysaid 130 weeks ago

Oh Noooooo!!! Not Bert & Ernie -- they are still my favorite male couple on TV. But thank goodness he took care of that snotty know-it-all Prairie Dawn.
This shirt is F-in brilliant. And I L-O-V-E the colors. But I have kids who still watch Sesame Street and I don't think I could explain it to them. (They still don't know that Mr. Rogers is dead) Sorry.
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isaacfrenchy12said 130 weeks ago

This is buttery and utterly beautiful. Check, please!
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godzillasaid 130 weeks ago

the maniacal look on his face totally sold it for me.
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Toonstarsaid 130 weeks ago

hahahahahh!! amaaaaaaaaazing! bought!
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stablercakesaid 130 weeks ago

melbel said: Growing up I was more of a Muppets & Fraggle Rock girl myself...

Technically the characters on Sesame Street were Muppets :U
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christophersaid 130 weeks ago

I like it.
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macattacksaid 130 weeks ago

One body body, two body body, three body body Ah Ah Ah!
Very funny! I couldn't wear this, but I think its pretty freakin awesome. Amusing bio, and I enjoyed your portfolio quite a bit! Pretty legit vector ish there. Pretty legit.
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jeni0816said 130 weeks ago

I bought two, one for me and one for my best friend. :)
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D-Mosaid 130 weeks ago

Bought. One! One tee-shirt! AH AH AH AHHH!
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simwellssaid 130 weeks ago

Haha love it! My first Teefury, just have to wait the 3-5 weeks to the UK now!
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SonBearsaid 130 weeks ago

bah look at his mouth
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Blazeldudesaid 130 weeks ago

Woah, seriously badass. Will I get it? I think so.
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dramallama56said 130 weeks ago

THIS IS THE BEST. Soo tempted to buy
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metalonmetalsaid 130 weeks ago

Ahh finally, and answer to the age old question. "Do puppets bleed"
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jecrtsaid 130 weeks ago

wow - so many great comments! Thanks guys!
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jecrtsaid 130 weeks ago

also - I originally filled out this questions for Jimmy, but then MJ curated this shirt - so, I'd like to make an addendum to my "shout outs" and say: Hey MJ - Thanks!
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eaddictsaid 130 weeks ago

*sigh* there is that blue again...
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Dr.Wormsaid 130 weeks ago

hahahaa
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MisterDeathsaid 130 weeks ago

bloody amazing, punt intended :P
great stuff :)
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GrnLntrn72said 130 weeks ago

Love the new guy. Great start!
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FuzzyLogicsaid 130 weeks ago

Charles Nelson Riley is a comedy Genius.
Anyone see him in the 2 episodes he appeared on in my favorite
TV Show Millennium? Brilliant!

@Gerimars. That would be so perfect to own! Having a special occasion come up where you *could* Wear this T, keeping it handy for just such an occasion that I'm sure the people around you would love the fact that you have a great sense of humor. :)
If I had extra money right now, I'd buy it for you just so you could have it handy!
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alimdsaid 130 weeks ago

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

It's as amazing as yesterday's tee but printed on a color!!! Score, it's bought. I'll just have to make sure not to wear it when babysitting. (Or maybe I'll "accidentally" forget...)
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BubbaNushsaid 130 weeks ago

LMAO. Too great. This week has ended well. My wallet is feeling the pain and my closet is gonna have to make room for yet another shirt. I gotta go to the dollar store and buy more hangers. 3 shirts this week... Thats bad but ultimately great. Didnt buy mine yet. I'll wait til i'm on lunch at 4. Oh... By the way I love the zombie Pee-Wee too. Kids bring out the best inspiration. Our most evil inner thoughts. Like Mr. Burns would say...Excellent.....Muah-haha. Cant wait to see tomorrows Tee
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AhemAhemsaid 130 weeks ago

simwells said: Haha love it! My first Teefury, just have to wait the 3-5 weeks to the UK now!

A lot of people in Europe have been receiving their shirts in 10-14 days. I think it just says 3-5 weeks for international as a worse case scenario.
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Kimoppisaid 130 weeks ago

Holy charmeleon... NOOOOOO... Not Bert and Ernie! The pain. The Horror!

I'm so torn. It has a bit of a cutesy look being on the pale blue and all the soft lines. If there weren't dead puppets it could actually pass as your standard Sesame Street t-shirt, so it's sneaky. But I'm not sure I want to wear two of my fav puppets (behind Bunsen and Beaker, of course) murdered on my tummy.
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Kimoppisaid 130 weeks ago

Who knew c.r.a.p. would be filtered into "charmeleon"... and I thought I was being a good little non-swearer.
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melbelsaid 130 weeks ago

stablercake said:
melbel said: Growing up I was more of a Muppets & Fraggle Rock girl myself...

Technically the characters on Sesame Street were Muppets :U

Yeah but they are nothing compared to the Muppet Babies! Jim Henson was the man.
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LDreessaid 130 weeks ago

I love this shirt, but I'm going to have to think about it. On a side note, does anyone know if the Pee-wee shirt is available anywhere, my husband has never needed anything more in his entire life. He is obsessed with zombies and pee-wee was his favorite show growing up. lol.
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IronMansaid 130 weeks ago

One dead Sesame Street Muppet, ahahaha.
Two dead Sesame Street Muppets, ahahaha.
Three dead Sesame Street Muppets, ahahaha.
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Zombie Darlingsaid 130 weeks ago

Hmm, not a big blue fan in general- but this is hilarious- nicely done 8-)

Also...the Pee Wee design/shirt...must have. Wicked stuff right there!
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slakinatorsaid 130 weeks ago

I have to have this!!!! Bought!
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icecubesaid 130 weeks ago

A-one, a-two, a-three!
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thestraysaid 130 weeks ago

Anybody watch Sesame Street recently? The original voice of The Count must've died or left the show, because he sounds totally different, or at least seems different from my memories.

Anyway, cool shirt! If I had some money today I'd buy it.
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FuzzyLogicsaid 130 weeks ago

it is a shame, thestray. Not everyone can live on forever.
I mean, shoot. I was just a smaller human when sesame street was out.
It's been a while. :D
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Calexicosaid 130 weeks ago

I love Sufjan Stevens too :) Your shirt is very funny. I wouldn't wear it though lol.
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jecrtsaid 130 weeks ago

The PeeWee zombie shirt will be available soon at another site. I don't think I should name it on teefury...since it's kinda direct competition and all. If you email me, I can let you know though...
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BubbaNushsaid 130 weeks ago

I dont know if im just not findin your email or what. But yeah. What is your email?? That Pee-Wee shirt is a MUST HAVE.
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BenjaminPhantomsaid 130 weeks ago

Great shirt. I wish I was loaded so I can keep buying t-shirts. I just got thestray's fantastic Superfly tee yesterday. Tonight I will have to pass unfortunately. Zombie Pee Wee is off the charts cool!
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BubbaNushsaid 130 weeks ago

That and I'm highly addicted to T-shirts. So if theres a site I'm unaware of that sells unique tee's. I would like to know. LoL. Chances are I know the site but when is the question. Argh. 1, 2 hours left ..ah ..ah.. ah.
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FuzzyLogicsaid 130 weeks ago

Silly people with no profile information. :D

Showz us stuff about yourself! We're only people you've never met.. on the internet! :D

At Home. Things are good.
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BubbaNushsaid 130 weeks ago

When i submit something I'll update my profile. Yes I am silly. Yes I am weird. I'm the pilot on the weird plane. Blah to you. I'm rarely by a comp i can use for personal use. i i got my home comp but i'm never ever there except to sleep and shower. Work already got me once. Even being a manager i get yelled at. smuuuuuurf Corporate. they have eyes that watch skillfully. But thank you iphone. What a wonderful device. Id be lost without it lol :-). Though it makes searching awfully hard unless i know where it is i want to go. I dont even have my own Profile pic yet :( boohoo
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xGreatRomances0xsaid 130 weeks ago

I most definitely need that Pee Wee shirt. What's your email, Jecrt?
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BubbaNushsaid 130 weeks ago

Ok im dumb. I just didnt look hard enough. Found your email jecret. Hahaha
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yankeebirdsaid 130 weeks ago

Aaaarghhh.... I decided to think about it because of the baby blue. I eventually decided I wanted to buy it, and before I could get to a computer I ended up falling asleep and missing it . Poo.
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jecrtsaid 130 weeks ago

the peewee zombie shirt will be available at tenbills.com - for those interested.
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AirHendrixsaid 130 weeks ago

This is amazing. INCLUDE THIS IN THE GRAB BAG! I totally want this but my mom wouldn't approve lol, she's in charge of the money round here lol.
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Archived Tee - 2009-08-08

Count Von Body Count

About the artist

jecrt

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A word from the curator:
Back when you were learning your ABCs and 123s, you were oblivious to the danger. But knowing what you know now, would you really let your kids learn lessons from a vampire? This tee is about awareness!

Tell us about this design.
I have two boys (Silas - 28 months & Salem - 9 months). Everyday at 8am we MUST watch Sesame Street. I never realized it growing up, but they air the same episodes over and over. Not that the show is all that stimulating for a 29 year old dude, but when you've seen it 5 times already...it makes a fella's mind start to wander. I started to imagine what would happen when the Count ran out of things to count. Being insanely obsessed with counting things, I figure he'd take matter into his own felt hands and start counting victims.

I'm guessing that Bert, Ernie & Prairie Dawn (or rather - in this version - Bart, Arnie & Dairy Prawn) would be the first three because they're human.

Tell us about yourself:
I'm from Illinois. I'm married and have two little boys (Silas Garamond & Salem Rockwell) I'm a freelancer so I get to spend a lot of time with the fam. I like drawing birds, skulls, animals, pop icons/celebrities and trees. I like jokes.

What's a day in the life of Josh like?
Pretty slow. I wake up whenever my kids wakeup. I usually mix up some formula and make some oatmeal. Depending on the time, I usually watch either Nickelodeon, PBS or Disney. At noon, my wife comes home from work. I then make myself lunch (today - I grilled a hamburger. Tomorrow, I'll probably be having some bratwurst) Then I draw stuff. Then I watch tv (unless I have a tight deadline) Then I go to bed. Certain matters of hygiene are sometimes in that mix. Yes - sometimes.

Do you own alot of shirts? If so, what's your favorite?
I own a lot of shirts - I think my favorite right now is either a shirt called "Old Man Maze" by Tim Berps aka Timber! designs or my Sufjan Stevens ILLINOISE! shirt. I'm a big SS fan.

What would be your dream job?
Owning/operating a coffee house.

Any contests or general goals you are shooting for?
Make more of my money designing shirts and less designing things I'm not that find of.

Any shout outs?
Jimmy and the other TF folks, the Chicago Cubs, everyone at Food Network (minus Ina Garten & the Neelys), JK Rowling, the cast of LOST, Hugh Laurie, Michelle Obama, Bruce Vilanch, the host of Game Show Network's show Chain Reaction, Burt Convey, Jeff Cohen - aka Chunk from the Goonies, my wife Amanda and the ghosts of: Ray Kroc, native American princess Hononegah, Gene Rayburn, Charles Nelson Riley and Abraham Lincoln.

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