Archived Tee - 2012-12-31Art curated by
An Undisturbed Life
About the artist
Tell us about this design.
Have you ever had one of those days where you're minding your own business, having a quiet brew in front of the TV and then some random tradesman just runs up and punches through your damn floor and consumes you ALIVE because he's worried that he'll miss the jump over a pool of lava to save an incompetent royal floozy?
No? Me neither.
What is your most unexpected or exciting memory?
Finding Coco Pops in my box of Weetbix. I totally did not see that coming. Even though the box said "Coco Pops". Man. Good times.
If you could make anyone besides yourself Ruler of the Universe, who would you choose and why?
Simon Cowell. But I wouldn't tell him he was. His lack of governance would disenchant the masses, and someone would eventually get fed up and... deal with him. And then maybe we'll start getting good TV shows again.
Do you have any surprising talents or hobbies?
I can do this with my thumb... See? See? Are you looking? See. (Ow). See! Mum, you're not looking! Mum! Mum? Mum! You're not looking!
Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or pet monkey?
Really? People have to ask this question? I... It's just... Agh. Agh. WHO THE HELL PICKS MONKEY?
Video games vs. board games: which would win the battle?
You know who loses? Video game versions of board games. It's like taking all the intensity and action out of video games, and then barring the player from the drunken arguments and fistfights of board games.
And robbing the bank in a video game Monopoly is damn impossible.
Describe your ideal day.
Well, not to be picky, but... Say... somewhere between 23 and 25 hours long, a good balance of light and dark, a Scorpio who likes animals and long walks on the beach. I'd prefer if the day wasn't a solstice, but it's no deal breaker.
Any shout outs?
Yes. SEND HELP. Other than that, go see these artists: Bamboota, cu3ik, Mirmanism, Fishbiscuit, Megan Lara, Perdita, KHallion, Matt Parsons, Italiux, and more! For a limited time only! Go look them up.
I'm missing a heap of artists who've all helped and promoed me, and whose art actually drives me to be better. Or at least crush them and their puny hopes and dreams.