Archived Tee - 2012-11-08Art curated by
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Would you rather…
Become a wizard or a scientist?
I'd rather be a wizard hands down. And not just so I can break the laws of physics. I really love the "long hair, yet still bald" look.
Learn battle techniques from a viking or a ninja?
I've never heard of a drunk ninja so I'll go with Viking. I like the idea of being completely smashed while smashing things.
Rule Earth or Mars?
Mars. There's nobody but a robot on Mars, so I think that'd be a lot more manageable.
Vacation in the Alps or Australia?
Tough Choice, but I'd have to go with Australia. At least there's a chance of a kangaroo boxing matching breaking out.
Design a watch or a suit?
There's just so many options with a suit... scuba, tuxedo, swimming, space. And I'm just the person to design a formal scuba suit that can function in space.
Know how to read lips or how to speak Russian?
Read lips just cause I have no interest in speaking Russian.
Eat deep-dish pizza or thin crust pizza?
Doesn't matter. Its pizza. Either way I'm gonna eat way too much until I'm full of shame and crying.
Have a terrible nickname or a terrible tattoo?
I actually like the idea of having both... having a terrible tattoo of my terrible nickname on my neck! Anthony "Bone Zone" Hall
Ride a llama or an ostrich?
Ever since I saw the old Swiss Family Robinson movie, I've always wanted to ride an ostrich or baby elephant. And throw coconut grenades.