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Archived Tee - 2013-02-02
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Barf's Space Balls
About the artist
harebrained
Would you rather…
Drink tea or coffee?
Coffee! By the gallons! I actually really enjoy tea, but if I have a choice, I'll pick coffee of tea any day.
Grow a tail or horns?
I think I'd love a tail. Especially one that's prehensile. Man, then I could hang from anything!
Have a pet octopus or a pet shark?
This sounds like a classic Octopus vs. Shark debate, but really neither are fit for pets. I recently heard that Octopi can kill sharks, so I'm gonna have to go with a pet octopus!
Own a lair inside a volcano or in Antarctica?
Volcano anytime! Are you aware that volcanos very rarely erupt?! And think of all that geo-thermal heat I'd have! I'd be completely energy self-sufficient and with the worlds largest hot tub!
Design a sneaker or a car?
I'd actually love to design a car. I love old American cars like the Chevy Nova... So if I could design something that pays homage to that era/type of car and ran on electric, I think I'd be a lot happier than designing a SHOE.
Be reincarnated as a bunny rabbit or a wolf?
While rabbits do have a lot of sex, I gotta go wolf. Seriously. Wolves are way badass. Nobody ever looks at a rabbit and poops their pants. (Except in Monty Python movies)
Have a robot identical to you or a human clone?
Well I've already got a twin brother, so I think I'd rather have a robot clone. At least he can rip people from head to toe.
Be a detective or a bartender?
As someone who's spent a lot of time on the opposite side of the bar from a bartender, I'd have to go with detective. Those bar regulars are DEPRESSING.
Have the ability to control the weather or control animals?
Until humans start genetically engineering huge animals, I have to go with controlling the weather. I'd love to have a non stop rain cloud hover over my enemies house.
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Aeroflux said 19 weeks ago
I'm a mog! Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.
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mgmirkin said 19 weeks ago
Was the color choice intentional or just ironically inappropriate? ;)
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Centerman said 19 weeks ago
Agreed. Payday is next Friday. Darn.
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