Archived Tee - 2012-10-22Art curated by
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Would you rather…
Travel by boat or submarine?
I'd love the privacy of a submarine, but I think I'd rather not have hundreds of feet of water above me. Boat!!!
Face a spider or a mouse?
I'd say spider because I can squish them, but then I remembered the Brown Recluse Spider which scares the poo out of me.
Have the power to shrink really small or to become really huge?
I wanna be really huge like the size of a skyscraper! Although I'd never be able to find any clothes that'd fit me, I think nudity on that scale can be really inspiring for everyone.
Be in charge of a company or a cult?
Both. Who says a company can't be a cult? Haven't you ever heard of Scientology? *snap down*
Own a baseball team or a football team?
Football... specifically Da Bears!
Find Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster?
I'd rather find Bigfoot as we're both into nature and the woods. I have almost nothing in common with Nessie.
Be a circus performer or a teacher?
I wanna be one of those classic strongmen from the circus with the cartoon looking barbells.
Meet an alien or a ghost?
I already believe that life could exist on other planets. But if I met a ghost?! That'd shake up my world view big time.
Have a video game based on your life where you're Player 1 or where you're the final boss?
I enjoy adventure and the sort, so I'll have to go with Player 1. The final boss just hangs around the end of the game waiting... and waiting... that sounds lame.