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Archived Tee - 2012-10-14
Art curated by
Goldilock's Hunting Supplies
About the artist
Obvian
Tell us about this design.
I personally think Goldilocks is a freeloading little nuisance. But from her point of view, I guess I'd want some sort of revenge for the trauma of being woken by three wild animals.
The moral of the original story of course was not to remain in any house you blatantly stole from.
Where are you from?
Your mum. Bahahah.. heh... No wait. That joke doesn't work here. MY mum. I need to think these things through.
What has been your most adventurous moment?
I once mixed all the different kinds of soft drink at a restaurant into the same cup. That's like Coke, Solo, Diet Coke and Raspberry in the SAME. CUP. I live dangerously, man.
What has been the most valuable advice you've been given?
"Please do not press this button again."
If you had a theme song, what would it be?
"If"? There is no "if". When I wake up, Queen's "Princes of the Universe" blares across my sleepy Melbourne suburb, and the countdown to me becoming the Highlander is all kinds of on.
What is your favorite thing about fables?
That the originals were all about either a) people trying to get their "thang" on or b) blood. We may think we're a much less reserved society today, but the original tales of some of our "classics" are a little more... well... grim. Or racy. Cinderella's slipper wasn't always glass.
Little Red Riding Hood vs. Goldilocks: which would win the battle?
Neither of them really has fighting qualities as such. Goldilocks was initially just a mooching coward, and Little Red honestly has cognitive issue if she can't immediately tell a cross dressing wolf from her own grandmother. Right then. Goldilocks is the clear winner, because she can at least identify a wild animal without trying to flatter their damned teeth.
Describe the strangest shirt you own.
I think hidden somewhere in the back of a closet is the shirt I wore about a decade ago when I worked at a fast food restaurant. Visually it's not striking. But it has magic powers. Really. When you wear it, it magically transports you to a place of pain, torment, frying oil and rude, drunk people.
What would be your dream project to work on?
Reeeeeeally should make a start on all those comic ideas I want to do.
Any shout outs?
Yes. To friends. Family. Compatriots. Compadres. Companions. Companies. Computerised comrades. Combinations of commonfolk. I'm always a little fearful of naming specific people because I'll miss someone out. But I'm thankful to all who help me with this stuff and all who enjoy it just the same.
wjansen said 31 weeks ago
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DwizzyKG5 said 31 weeks ago
Yes I agree!
Gurbachen said 31 weeks ago
DwizzyKG5 said 31 weeks ago
Yea I think this is a females only shirt
thenewkait said 31 weeks ago
howler79 said 31 weeks ago
Beverley said 31 weeks ago
GoldenLegend said 31 weeks ago
Don't be so narrow-minded, of course guys can wear this. I'm a dude and I'll be buying this print.
nojfotra said 31 weeks ago
It already was. check the archive
mongirlfrere said 31 weeks ago
Pantalaimon said 31 weeks ago
I totally agree. I can't see any logical reason for a guy not to wear this. Do they just refuse to wear any logos with women on them or with female mascots? This is a parody shirt of a store run by Goldilocks... how does that make it a "female only" shirt?
socksy said 31 weeks ago
Don't do it! It is a well known fact that any men who wears a shirt depicting a woman will instantly suffer irreversible falling off of his DonkeyKong. The effects are so strong, any male in the vicinity of the shirt-wearer could also suffer emasculation if it is perceived that he approves of said shirt. The only way to avoid second-hand-DonkeyKong-falling-off syndrome is to immediately call the shirt-wearer a homo, smurf, or queer. "Princess" and "sweetheart" are also phrases said to give immunity, but evidence is only anecdotal and therefore, one should stick to more reliable methods. Rememer, safety first. Your DonkeyKong is at stake!
OR NOT.
Seriously, guys, it's okay to wear a shirt with a woman on it. It's okay to like stuff associated with women who you think are cool. I'm a girl and I wear Dr. Who shirts from this sight. Is my vagina going to fall out? No. If you think the design of this shirt is awesome, if you like the idea of a kick-ass Goldilocks who knows her way around a rifle, or if you like new takes on classic fairy tales, then wear the shirt! Women are not a disease, it's okay to like them!
socksy said 31 weeks ago
Also, I bought this shirt. I recently took up hunting, so it's fitting!
TeeMT said 31 weeks ago
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shibily said 31 weeks ago
Me too!
Losille said 31 weeks ago
Losille said 31 weeks ago