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wjansen said 35 weeks ago

Funny and disturbing at the same time.....
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gogators12 said 35 weeks ago

Honestly....I love this.
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MrWThompson said 35 weeks ago

Tempting.......... The Cookie Monster on the side would be an Auto-buy!
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jewjewbinks said 35 weeks ago

Love that mcPrime one. even better than the one that was printed maybe a month ago. this is great too! keep it up, and print that marty mcprime one for me
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DwizzyKG5 said 35 weeks ago

That marty mcprime shirt needs to be printed! Specifically a red t-shirt.
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DwizzyKG5 said 35 weeks ago

MrWThompson
said: Tempting.......... The Cookie Monster on the side would be an Auto-buy!

Yes I agree!
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Gurbachen said 35 weeks ago

I really like this design but do you think guys could wear it?
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DwizzyKG5 said 35 weeks ago

Gurbachen
said: I really like this design but do you think guys could wear it?

Yea I think this is a females only shirt
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thenewkait said 35 weeks ago

I like it. But not an instabuy let me sleep on it.
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howler79 said 35 weeks ago

OMG The RABBIT KNIGHT SIDEART MUST BECOME A SHIRT! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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Beverley said 35 weeks ago

This is so great!! It's nice to see a great design that isn't necessarily "geek"
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GoldenLegend said 35 weeks ago

DwizzyKG5
said:

Gurbachen

said: I really like this design but do you think guys could wear it?

Yea I think this is a females only shirt

Don't be so narrow-minded, of course guys can wear this. I'm a dude and I'll be buying this print.
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nojfotra said 35 weeks ago

howler79
said: OMG The RABBIT KNIGHT SIDEART MUST BECOME A SHIRT! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

It already was. check the archive
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mongirlfrere said 35 weeks ago

Fantasticness all over the place. Love it.
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Pantalaimon said 35 weeks ago

GoldenLegend
said:

DwizzyKG5

said:

Gurbachen

said: I really like this design but do you think guys could wear it?

Yea I think this is a females only shirt

Don't be so narrow-minded, of course guys can wear this. I'm a dude and I'll be buying this print.

I totally agree. I can't see any logical reason for a guy not to wear this. Do they just refuse to wear any logos with women on them or with female mascots? This is a parody shirt of a store run by Goldilocks... how does that make it a "female only" shirt?
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socksy said 35 weeks ago

To the men out there considering buying this shirt:

Don't do it! It is a well known fact that any men who wears a shirt depicting a woman will instantly suffer irreversible falling off of his DonkeyKong. The effects are so strong, any male in the vicinity of the shirt-wearer could also suffer emasculation if it is perceived that he approves of said shirt. The only way to avoid second-hand-DonkeyKong-falling-off syndrome is to immediately call the shirt-wearer a homo, smurf, or queer. "Princess" and "sweetheart" are also phrases said to give immunity, but evidence is only anecdotal and therefore, one should stick to more reliable methods. Rememer, safety first. Your DonkeyKong is at stake!

OR NOT.

Seriously, guys, it's okay to wear a shirt with a woman on it. It's okay to like stuff associated with women who you think are cool. I'm a girl and I wear Dr. Who shirts from this sight. Is my vagina going to fall out? No. If you think the design of this shirt is awesome, if you like the idea of a kick-ass Goldilocks who knows her way around a rifle, or if you like new takes on classic fairy tales, then wear the shirt! Women are not a disease, it's okay to like them!
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socksy said 35 weeks ago

Apparently teefury filters DonkeyKong for any mention of male genitals, lol.

Also, I bought this shirt. I recently took up hunting, so it's fitting!
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TeeMT said 35 weeks ago

I love bears and think this is clever and funny but I dislike shooting bears in real life so would not wear this :)
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iceberg214 said 35 weeks ago

Anyone else thinking of Fables?
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Sequence said 35 weeks ago

I really like this one. I'm going to think about it but I'm probably going to get it in the morning--if I remember.
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Jannamark said 35 weeks ago

lol. Really, I laughed out loud and woke a sleeping cat. I'm a bad human. Please make the Cookie Monster side art available.
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shibily said 35 weeks ago

DwizzyKG5
said:

MrWThompson

said: Tempting.......... The Cookie Monster on the side would be an Auto-buy!

Yes I agree!

Me too!
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Losille said 35 weeks ago

socksy
said: To the men out there considering buying this shirt:

Don't do it! It is a well known fact that any men who wears a shirt depicting a woman will instantly suffer irreversible falling off of his DonkeyKong. The effects are so strong, any male in the vicinity of the shirt-wearer could also suffer emasculation if it is perceived that he approves of said shirt. The only way to avoid second-hand-DonkeyKong-falling-off syndrome is to immediately call the shirt-wearer a homo, smurf, or queer. "Princess" and "sweetheart" are also phrases said to give immunity, but evidence is only anecdotal and therefore, one should stick to more reliable methods. Rememer, safety first. Your DonkeyKong is at stake!

OR NOT.

Seriously, guys, it's okay to wear a shirt with a woman on it. It's okay to like stuff associated with women who you think are cool. I'm a girl and I wear Dr. Who shirts from this sight. Is my vagina going to fall out? No. If you think the design of this shirt is awesome, if you like the idea of a kick-ass Goldilocks who knows her way around a rifle, or if you like new takes on classic fairy tales, then wear the shirt! Women are not a disease, it's okay to like them!
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Losille said 35 weeks ago

Wow, my comment went ninja! Anyway, my hero. ^
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Archived Tee - 2012-10-14

Goldilock's Hunting Supplies

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Tell us about this design.

I personally think Goldilocks is a freeloading little nuisance. But from her point of view, I guess I'd want some sort of revenge for the trauma of being woken by three wild animals.

The moral of the original story of course was not to remain in any house you blatantly stole from.

Where are you from?

Your mum. Bahahah.. heh... No wait. That joke doesn't work here. MY mum. I need to think these things through.

What has been your most adventurous moment?

I once mixed all the different kinds of soft drink at a restaurant into the same cup. That's like Coke, Solo, Diet Coke and Raspberry in the SAME. CUP. I live dangerously, man.

What has been the most valuable advice you've been given?

"Please do not press this button again."

If you had a theme song, what would it be?

"If"? There is no "if". When I wake up, Queen's "Princes of the Universe" blares across my sleepy Melbourne suburb, and the countdown to me becoming the Highlander is all kinds of on.

What is your favorite thing about fables?

That the originals were all about either a) people trying to get their "thang" on or b) blood. We may think we're a much less reserved society today, but the original tales of some of our "classics" are a little more... well... grim. Or racy. Cinderella's slipper wasn't always glass.

Little Red Riding Hood vs. Goldilocks: which would win the battle?

Neither of them really has fighting qualities as such. Goldilocks was initially just a mooching coward, and Little Red honestly has cognitive issue if she can't immediately tell a cross dressing wolf from her own grandmother. Right then. Goldilocks is the clear winner, because she can at least identify a wild animal without trying to flatter their damned teeth.

Describe the strangest shirt you own.

I think hidden somewhere in the back of a closet is the shirt I wore about a decade ago when I worked at a fast food restaurant. Visually it's not striking. But it has magic powers. Really. When you wear it, it magically transports you to a place of pain, torment, frying oil and rude, drunk people.

What would be your dream project to work on?

Reeeeeeally should make a start on all those comic ideas I want to do.

Any shout outs?

Yes. To friends. Family. Compatriots. Compadres. Companions. Companies. Computerised comrades. Combinations of commonfolk. I'm always a little fearful of naming specific people because I'll miss someone out. But I'm thankful to all who help me with this stuff and all who enjoy it just the same.

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