Archived Tee - 2011-10-27Art curated by
About the artist
Tell us a bit about this design.
This one goes out to all the Lil Monsters out there, especially the ones that love horror! REPRESENT! I traveled to the far corners of the night to marry two styles born to have a Bad Romance! So this is it, YOUR design. So, even if you're dead, crawl out of the grave and RISE UP with your PAWS UP!
Where are you from?
What do you want TeeFury fans to know about you?
From the North, came a man. A large and quiet man. What drives an individual to seek the Forrest shelter, only to systematically annihilate it? What indeed. Look inside ones own life and the answers are somewhat already revealed within the sub context, often overlooked. Tragically unseen, for the choice of "like". Beer pong photos resound to clicks of Popular Machines From The Future. We are as the apes in truelly understanding the useful things we consistently bring to our planet. Ridlin, Botox and Wal Martvillian WearhouseKKKlubs.... And now we ask, who is Brave Anderson..... just a man with arms , legs, and a lack of an e-mail address. His correspondence through this very site is handled by a rouge Dutch Force hired after the fall of the Guilder. The monies raised from the sales of Mr. Anderson's shirts are pooled with other freethinking lumberjacks to hopefully one day corner the 3x3 market by lobbying Congress that the number 2 is racist.
What do you absolutely not want them to find out?
Once I successfully gripped a tree branch with my pinky and hung there for an entire winter to learn to mimic an icicle.... just to drop on an unsuspecting bear. I now wear the bear, in my pants. Yes underbearwear.
Name a few of your favorite things.
Clean air, woodchips, and beer. Magic cars that run on the blood of a turnip. Magic turnips that give blood. Small devices. Smallish devices. Plain white paper. Humble pizza delivery drivers that know Karate and listen to eastern flute music while crocheting NFL logos into "Shams for Grams". Theatre seating. Old Juxtapoz magazines with all of the "s'" cut out and replaced with qs. Daring escape videos from exploding hotdog factories ; Full speed wieners can be scary. Breathable cotton. Perishable food. Drug stores that sell Mary. Mary I love you. Sounds of breaking trees and the smell of burning trees are gold medal internet winning EPIC PLUS PLUS Fin SMART.
What kind of art did you make as a kid?
Murderous Splatter Paintings
What is your favorite thing about Lady Gaga?
Anyone who represents Creativity, Self acceptance, Unity, Tolerence and InnerStrength in the Pop culture stream deserves to be praised.
Zombies vs. robots: which would win the battle?
Seriously? Robots all the way. They have already won. Wake up open your eyes and look around. The somnambulists never had a chance.
Describe your favorite shirt that you own, and why you like it so much.
I Mustache Turtle Chair. Because it MEANS Something.
Which is better, gaming, reading, or watching movies? Name your favorite title in your chosen medium.
Watching movies, especially Dan Haggerty films and movies about turtles. Not many turtles in the North.
What inspires your work?
Hatred of Plastic Surgeons
Any shout outs?
Seeds Of Revolution