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I Cast Magic Missile

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  • xtrminatrsaid 35 weeks ago

    oh god, so nerdy and so good.
  • Chuffysaid 35 weeks ago

    In before someone says THAC0
  • Platinusaid 35 weeks ago

    Awesome shirt but I have so many black Tshirts and live in Arizona... it's just too hot to wear black. :(
    Love the design though!
  • Hdawgersaid 35 weeks ago

    As someone who use to be a wizard in his D&D meet ups, I may have to get this on principle. Will think on it. Good job though!
  • flowerbitesaid 35 weeks ago

    DEAD ALEWIVES!
  • GatsbyGalsaid 35 weeks ago

    Much too simplistic for my tastes, sorry. I'm not really one for text-on-a-black-background tees.
  • Petrichorsaid 35 weeks ago

    LOLwut? I don't think I'm nerdy enough for this one. Congrats on the print!
  • MandalorianMsaid 35 weeks ago

    YES!!!! not nearly enough D&D shirts pop up here.
  • mflynn00said 35 weeks ago

    Chuffy said: In before someone says THAC0


    magic missile never misses bro
  • PureInvasionsaid 35 weeks ago

    grats on the print and good luck with the sales.

    its just honestly not what I'd expect to see on this site. The design is printed way to small on the shirt and is too simple. I can appreciate the nod to AD&D but this just doesn't have anything going for it in my opinion.

    best of luck nonetheless
  • Biokevinsaid 35 weeks ago

    Didn't have to roll a perception check to know that's a screen shot from Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion in the background =D
  • Rednogsaid 35 weeks ago

    It's an ok design, but I remember seeing the same shirt on another site and I had the same thought as before, "Oh another magic missile shirt, there are a lot of these on the net....nothing really pops out to me that makes me go, oh wow that's special, I want this shirt!"
  • tenieldjosaid 35 weeks ago

    "What do you want TeeFury fans to know about you?
    The first Magic Missile I cast, I threw a Natural 20."

    But... you don't roll attack for magic missile. It auto-hits. Credibility is now suspect!
  • Kupkakeqtsaid 35 weeks ago

    Platinu said: Awesome shirt but I have so many black Tshirts and live in Arizona... it's just too hot to wear black. :(

    Love the design though!


    I hear you on that one, fellow Phoenician!!! It's too smuuuuuurf hot for black!
  • cmadersaid 35 weeks ago

    Nice. The fact that it's not a Dr. Who shirt makes it even better.
  • misterLupinsaid 35 weeks ago

    Good shirt, retro , nerd appeal chic, too bad the guys I used to play D&D with were into killing beginners in their own party while I slept, oh well I showed them I stopped playing with them , and laughed when the piercers killed them in "their" sleep .(piercers were living Stalagtites as I recall that dropped on partys heads as they passed underneath .
  • Kittysnapesaid 35 weeks ago

    OMG so much win in this week's tees XD I love this one, not often I see a D&D reference. This will become my weekly gaming session official t-shirt ^^ And it makes me recall a Dr Demento skit too XD

    "I'm casting magic missile"
    "Why are you casting magic missile, there's nothing to attack here"
    "I'm attacking the darkness"

    roflmao ensue
  • shadow_walking_foolsaid 35 weeks ago

    Fittingly, the last time I played a Mage was in AD&D. Bought.
  • Chuffysaid 35 weeks ago

    mflynn00 said:
    Chuffy said: In before someone says THAC0



    magic missile never misses bro


    I take off my Wizard's hat and replace it with a similar shaped hat marked 'D'.

    It was just a general reference, but I feel totally outnerded. Bummer.
  • SarahSsaid 35 weeks ago

    Aha, just perfect. I can't tell you how many times my group has thwarted the DM with this sort of total randomness...and rolling triple 20's in boss fightsXD
  • Musashisaid 35 weeks ago

    I'm not a D&D player, but this brings back some memories. The first thing that popped in my head was the skit from a local sketch comedy group called the Dead Alewives. It was the hit of Gencon in 2000 when the game developer Volition (Red Faction and Saints Row) used it with their characters from their game Summoner in a video they called Summoner Geeks. You can see the video here or in the credits of the game.

    Since I never got into D&D, I'll pass on the shirt, but thanks for the memories. I'll be sure to let some D&D addict friends know though.
  • Lenexasaid 35 weeks ago

    I want this shirt so much.... I hope my bank account can take another hit lol
  • queso6p4said 35 weeks ago

    Classic joke.
  • Biolantysaid 35 weeks ago

    meow shirt is too simple for me, and I'm also not that type of nerd >.>
  • Cotasnoovasaid 35 weeks ago

    Why on a black shirt??? Argh!
  • Ahrimalsaid 35 weeks ago

    tenieldjo said: "What do you want TeeFury fans to know about you?

    The first Magic Missile I cast, I threw a Natural 20."


    But... you don't roll attack for magic missile. It auto-hits. Credibility is now suspect!


    THIS... THIS THIS THIS!

  • Harokiasaid 35 weeks ago

    OH YOUR GOD! it should say on the darkness but a 100% must. I think its a crit!
  • Jaybosaid 35 weeks ago

    Do a search for "Summoner Geeks" on Youtube for a great little skit. I. Cast. Magic. Missile!
  • eferchuksaid 35 weeks ago

    awesome!
  • JBuchanansaid 35 weeks ago

    I cast it at the DARKNESS!!!
  • McGanisaid 35 weeks ago

    A funny D&D joke, but lacking in aesthetic and design. The red-on-blue combo isn't agreeing with my eyes and I own too many black shirts. A pass for me. :(
  • Shadessaid 35 weeks ago

    I have no clue what a magic missile is.
  • Floipoidsaid 35 weeks ago

    I absolutely love D&D, in fact I'm about to DM a game tomorrow, but eh, this design is just text. If the logo itself had had more to it, thus giving more to parody, it would have been better, but I just think this is boring.
  • gundom2501said 35 weeks ago

    I want this shirt so bad, but my wallet just failed it's roll vs. insufficient funds... :(
  • RoninDHsaid 35 weeks ago

    I MUST own this!
  • orphicdragonsaid 35 weeks ago

    Underwhelmed with the simplicity, but since I am not a major D&D fan I uhm would not be the target audience. 'Grats on the print however. :)

    Shades said: I have no clue what a magic missile is.


    Thats what she said...

    Sorry had to, my tiny brain was going to explode
  • RoninDHsaid 35 weeks ago

    But I foresee one problem...

    Damage should be :
    1d4+1 PLUS Intelligence Bonus Damage Modifier PLUS Level Modifier (Number of Additional Missiles per Level)

    For every 2 caster levels beyond 1st, you gain an additional Missile - two at 3rd level, three at 5th, four at 7th, and the maximum of five missiles at 9th level or higher.

    Also, there's the
    Effect: 2 + Intelligence modifier force damage.
    At Level 11 : 3 + Intelligence modifier force damage.
    At Level 21 : 5 + Intelligence modifier force damage.

    So, unless you're a level one Magic User, this shirt is somewhat incorrect. :-P
  • yainawaisaid 35 weeks ago

    I love D&D! It's nice to see this tee available. I'd like to see a more complex design for a D&D shirt in the near future. As a lady, I need something a bit more colorful to go with my natural 20's.
  • bmicha20015said 35 weeks ago

    I'm not a D&D fan, but I still may have to get this so I can attack the darkness.
  • Ptolemy21said 35 weeks ago

    But what are you attacking?

    I'm... I'm attacking the darkness ^.^
  • cooper88said 35 weeks ago

    i love the joke.. but it's a boring design. sadface.
  • Necronomicansaid 35 weeks ago

    cmader said: Nice. The fact that it's not a Dr. Who shirt makes it even better.
    You are now the target of my Magic Missile attack. I wear Dr Who shirts now......Dr Who shirts are cool!
  • dramanerd13said 35 weeks ago

    DM: Why are you casting Magic Missile? There's nothing to attack here.
    Golstaff: I...I'm attacking the darkness!

  • FOTEsaid 35 weeks ago

    cmader said: Nice. The fact that it's not a Dr. Who shirt makes it even better.


    If you don't like the who shirts, ignore them, otherwise it just seems like you secretly like them _>
  • tedward1986said 35 weeks ago

    Biolanty said: meow shirt is too simple for me, and I'm also not that type of nerd >.>


    You're probably not a nerd at all, and I've got news for you.. most people who play D&D are not nerds. They're geeks and stoners.

    In regards to the shirt.. I love it. I might have to buy it for my best friend who almost always plays the Wizard, or Sorcerer, and kicks ass at it. If the tee made mention of Phantasmal Killer, It would have literally been an instant-buy. This one I'll have to sleep on.

    Love that D&D got a print, though. What does a guy have to roll to get more of these around here?
  • tedward1986said 35 weeks ago

    RoninDH said: But I foresee one problem...


    Damage should be :

    1d4+1 PLUS Intelligence Bonus Damage Modifier PLUS Level Modifier (Number of Additional Missiles per Level)


    For every 2 caster levels beyond 1st, you gain an additional Missile - two at 3rd level, three at 5th, four at 7th, and the maximum of five missiles at 9th level or higher.


    Also, there's the

    Effect: 2 + Intelligence modifier force damage.

    At Level 11 : 3 + Intelligence modifier force damage.

    At Level 21 : 5 + Intelligence modifier force damage.


    So, unless you're a level one Magic User, this shirt is somewhat incorrect. :-P


    Or if you're playing a different edition?
  • crazysmilesaid 35 weeks ago

    tenieldjo said: "What do you want TeeFury fans to know about you?

    The first Magic Missile I cast, I threw a Natural 20."


    But... you don't roll attack for magic missile. It auto-hits. Credibility is now suspect!
    " you beat me to pointing this out artist doesn't know their D&D I call shenannegans
  • Platinusaid 35 weeks ago

    [quote]But... you don't roll attack for magic missile. It auto-hits. Credibility is now suspect![/quote]

    Maybe he didn't start playing DnD until 4th edition?
  • DeadEndersaid 35 weeks ago

    Nice. For the cost of a couple coppers...sold.
  • FelixWarstarsaid 35 weeks ago

    Going to the DM of our retro 2nd ed game. Ah, the fun of bribing the DM.
  • bleeesaid 35 weeks ago

    Congratz Aaron and thanks for the shout out!
  • blk_magesaid 35 weeks ago

    My handle alone dictates that I need to buy this shirt.
  • synaptyxsaid 35 weeks ago

    tenieldjo said: "What do you want TeeFury fans to know about you?

    The first Magic Missile I cast, I threw a Natural 20."


    But... you don't roll attack for magic missile. It auto-hits. Credibility is now suspect!
    You're absolutely right. There was another version of this design earlier. This is what I get for hardly ever playing magic users. :)) At least the shirt is correct. ;)
  • synaptyxsaid 35 weeks ago

    Platinu said: [quote]But... you don't roll attack for magic missile. It auto-hits. Credibility is now suspect![/quote]


    Maybe he didn't start playing DnD until 4th edition?
    Yep, well as a magic user at least. Before then it was all fighters and rogues. :D
  • Stexesaid 35 weeks ago

    Wow, that's pretty awesome. I'm on the fence about this.

    I used to play D&D all the time and read the rule books religiously, but I've moved onto board games... I'll have to consider it.
  • GeneMalkinsaid 35 weeks ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vChEPj0dXXk

    In for one.
  • Otakufemmesaid 35 weeks ago

    Harokia said: OH YOUR GOD! it should say on the darkness but a 100% must. I think its a crit!


    I was completely expecting it to say "against the darkness!" somewhere on the shirt. Maybe it's implied since it's a black shirt. It is an awesome shirt though! No doubt about that. ^_^
  • shes-an-actresssaid 35 weeks ago

    Kobold. Kobold. Kobold.

    Love the concept, not thrilled with the design with a black t-shirt, makes it look someone took a black T down to a print shop and had it done. Maybe if the colour of the shirt was better thought out, if it was, say, white...?
    I try not to make a habit out of moaning about shirt colour, but I finally can see why it occasionally is an issue.
  • cassandrartsaid 35 weeks ago

    Congrats Aaron!
  • LaFrahsaid 35 weeks ago

    ..awesome!! But I don't wear black shirts... >_
  • dantesxsaid 35 weeks ago

    Man, I want this shirt so badly... But I've already bought way too many lately. Darn you, Teefury!
  • synaptyxsaid 35 weeks ago

    Chuffy said:
    mflynn00 said:
    Chuffy said: In before someone says THAC0




    magic missile never misses bro



    I take off my Wizard's hat and replace it with a similar shaped hat marked 'D'.


    It was just a general reference, but I feel totally outnerded. Bummer.
    Don't feel bad. This shirt was almost a 4th Ed reference in 2nd Ed style. Now that would have been bad. :)
  • NinjaOnFiresaid 35 weeks ago

    This... is quite cool :P
  • Nazgorathsaid 35 weeks ago

    I run a 2nd edition game, and I need this shirt. Thank you Teefury...
  • Fanboy30said 35 weeks ago

    Well done dude on bursting your TF cherry and thanks for the shout out :)
  • Else1163said 35 weeks ago

    OMG if this were a lock shirt, I'd buy it in a second. LOL
  • kujixsaid 35 weeks ago

    Genius! Instead of satirizing the more banal aspects of pop culture that I cannot relate to or emulating general business logos for nonexistent companies, Aaron has given us a bold, fresh retake on an original design straight from our humble, geeky subculture. You deserve the utmost props. I'm tired of all these over-designed, me-too shirts. Lampooning inferior design is STILL inferior design.
  • fishbiscuitsaid 35 weeks ago

    Congrats on your print, Aaron! Thanks for the shout out!!
  • gregwradsaid 35 weeks ago

    Chuffy said:
    mflynn00 said:
    Chuffy said: In before someone says THAC0




    magic missile never misses bro



    I take off my Wizard's hat and replace it with a similar shaped hat marked 'D'.


    It was just a general reference, but I feel totally outnerded. Bummer.


    Hehehehe Love it! I'd like to chime in before somebody says "What's a ThAC0?" ;o)
  • synaptyxsaid 35 weeks ago

    kujix said: Genius! Instead of satirizing the more banal aspects of pop culture that I cannot relate to or emulating general business logos for nonexistent companies, Aaron has given us a bold, fresh retake on an original design straight from our humble, geeky subculture. You deserve the utmost props. I'm tired of all these over-designed, me-too shirts. Lampooning inferior design is STILL inferior design.


    Wow! Thank you, kujix! :)
  • Teo Zedsaid 35 weeks ago

    Congrats dude! :D
  • midgerocksaid 35 weeks ago

    Congratz on the print! I love this design and I would proud to wear this! Wishing you pancakes!
  • Jadellynsaid 35 weeks ago

    If you're going to use only words on a shirt, at least make them large enough to read. I don't want designs that look like I could have made them myself. Simple can be good, but you got this one all wrong.
  • Drizdensaid 35 weeks ago

    Bought! My friends are gonna love this shirt when I show up at our next D&D game. :)
  • alwayssunny1said 35 weeks ago

    Oblivion sewer background FTW
  • starwyndsaid 35 weeks ago

    I'd like a "Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!" shirt. :)
  • Zombitosaid 35 weeks ago

    want >
  • Wolf68ksaid 35 weeks ago

    When I saw this the first thing I thought was the Magic Missile video on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWAb5NVALw
  • robotrobotROBOTsaid 35 weeks ago

    So awesome!
  • masterben555said 35 weeks ago

    I would get it, but....

    "What do you want TeeFury fans to know about you?
    The first Magic Missile I cast, I threw a Natural 20."

    makes me believe you have never actually played D&D.......
  • PaintedRoadkillsaid 35 weeks ago

    Been playing D&D for a long while now, and even married a guy (yeah a girl D&D player...wanna fight about it?) who wasn't into it...but now is. We play all the time now and it is quite fun :)

    However this shirt makes me sad :( There are so many things that could have been added with this to make it 10x more awesome...dice, character sheet, the vague representation of an old school D&D book, heck throw in a skeleton or zombie!... Such a shame this is a miss.
  • JBuchanansaid 35 weeks ago

    FelixWarstar said: Going to the DM of our retro 2nd ed game. Ah, the fun of bribing the DM.


    I was once bribed with a four course steak and lobster dinner. . . to allow a guy to defeat the all time game villain. . . I turned it down.

    Many lesser bribes were not for lesser benefits. ;)
  • Sithensaid 35 weeks ago

    Where are the Cheetos??!
  • KitsuneClawssaid 35 weeks ago

    INSTABUY. Thanks!
  • ryanmn19said 35 weeks ago

    World of warcraft???
  • E733said 35 weeks ago

    The stormtrooper sideart would be an insta-buy!
  • Vega84said 35 weeks ago

    I am in love with all of this artists Designs!
  • xMARCHxHARExsaid 35 weeks ago

    Love the shirt but the Malcolm Reynolds Han Solo side art is a bit sacrilegious
  • Elenisaid 35 weeks ago

    Well, I'm not cool enough for tabletop, but in Baldur's Gate, Magic Missile was great! More missiles at higher levels, perfect way to get through Stoneskin layers fast, or have a chance of something getting by a dragon's magic resistance. Just sayin'.
  • synaptyxsaid 35 weeks ago

    masterben555 said: I would get it, but....


    "What do you want TeeFury fans to know about you?

    The first Magic Missile I cast, I threw a Natural 20."


    makes me believe you have never actually played D&D.......
    Already answered. Thanks for playing. :))
  • synaptyxsaid 35 weeks ago

    PaintedRoadkill said: Been playing D&D for a long while now, and even married a guy (yeah a girl D&D player...wanna fight about it?) who wasn't into it...but now is. We play all the time now and it is quite fun :)


    However this shirt makes me sad :( There are so many things that could have been added with this to make it 10x more awesome...dice, character sheet, the vague representation of an old school D&D book, heck throw in a skeleton or zombie!... Such a shame this is a miss.
    This is aimed directly and squarely at those that remember, or played the '89 version of the game. Sure it's niche, even in the table-top gaming world, but I sincerely hope that it encourages more forays into table-top RPG inspired designs. All those things you want for your shirt are cool, but are not for this shirt, why not have a go at designing one? I'd love to see it! :D
    Vega84 said: I am in love with all of this artists Designs!
    Thank you, Vega! :D
  • ashschrecksaid 35 weeks ago

    Love the storm trooper tee on the side.
  • dlgothvsaid 35 weeks ago

    Ummm...I NEED that stormtrooper raising the Iwo Jima flag shirt! Except not in red! NOW PLEASE! Make it happen TeeFury!
  • KillJillsaid 35 weeks ago

    Oh please please please make the Mal Solo and the Scruffy shirts!!!
  • madlyscoutsaid 35 weeks ago

    oh my god the firefly tshirt i would buy a hundred.
  • syrlax22said 35 weeks ago

    Kittysnape said: OMG so much win in this week's tees XD I love this one, not often I see a D&D reference. This will become my weekly gaming session official t-shirt ^^ And it makes me recall a Dr Demento skit too XD


    "I'm casting magic missile"

    "Why are you casting magic missile, there's nothing to attack here"

    "I'm attacking the darkness"


    roflmao ensue


    FYI: The skit was done by The Dead Alewives. It was the first thing I thought of when i saw this Tee lol
  • RIMHfiresaid 35 weeks ago

    Stormtrooper flag raising side art NAO.
  • tuckla07said 35 weeks ago

    yeah, contextually, great. Aesthetically, well....... :(
  • bruceleeroysaid 35 weeks ago

    Awesome shirt design! Perfect parody of the AD&D logo. Simple and direct just like a Magic Missile should be. Great job!
  • ks43said 35 weeks ago

    Want the nerf herder shirt!!
  • DutchCDNsaid 35 weeks ago

    I'm so old that i'm reliving my youth. Win! D20 says buy!
  • BerserkTitansaid 35 weeks ago

    Not a D&D fan. I can appreciate the larger type, but the small type is too small. I'm on the I-phone mobile version and can't read what it saids. U can't zoom on mobile versions. I would fix that hierarchy issue.
  • splicersaid 35 weeks ago

    This design took the guy 5 minutes to make. The center section should be cut out following the font not filled in blue.
  • synaptyxsaid 35 weeks ago

    No it shouldn't. lol :))
  • Alisondersaid 35 weeks ago

    synaptyx said: No it shouldn't. lol :))

    This.
    I love the simplicity. Too many shirts going around with extravagant designs.
    VERY awesome shirt, in fact I bought 3. One for me, and two for my friends. I miss AD&D...
  • synaptyxsaid 35 weeks ago

    Thank you Alisonder. :))
  • davidlr330said 35 weeks ago

    Just started up another DnD campaign with the friends and decided i HAD to get this shirt xD Never played 2nd edition (what the font is based off of) but i do remember in 3.5 Magic Missile being the first thing i ALWAYS cast on enemies. Great Tee-shirt design. First, of hopefully many more shirts, i will be getting of this site.
  • Chuffysaid 35 weeks ago

    splicer said: This design took the guy 5 minutes to make.

    Don't let the fact that this design is deceptively simple fool you into thinking it took 5 minutes to make. Sure a regular designer like myself could copy his exact design in under 5 minutes, but Synaptyx came up with the idea, did his research, matched the font, layout and colors of the reference. If he managed all that in 5 minutes with all the tweaking even the simplest of designs requires, I would be very surprised.

    I raise my Top Hat to Synaptyx for a spot on design, I just bought one. :)
  • ShirtNerdsaid 35 weeks ago

    Kupkakeqt said:
    Platinu said: Awesome shirt but I have so many black Tshirts and live in Arizona... it's just too hot to wear black. :(

    Love the design though!


    I hear you on that one, fellow Phoenician!!! It's too smuuuuuurf hot for black!

    Same here. The temp, is too smurf high!
  • Daanonsaid 35 weeks ago

    Kupkakeqt said:
    Platinu said: Awesome shirt but I have so many black Tshirts and live in Arizona... it's just too hot to wear black. :(


    Love the design though!



    I hear you on that one, fellow Phoenician!!! It's too smuuuuuurf hot for black!


    Also in AZ and so wish this was available in a different color. Though I'm just tired of black shirts. A navy shirt with this design would be awesome, but it wouldn't really help with the heat. As much as I want this shirt, think I'm passing because of the color.
  • josiahsaid 35 weeks ago

    Nurf Herder!
  • ultimatenatesaid 35 weeks ago

    I'm all for some AD&D shirts, but this is a little too simple for me. Plus I do way more than 1d4 with my level 9 wizard!
  • HankVenturesaid 35 weeks ago

    Love the Star Wars side art!!!!
  • ZombieCakessaid 35 weeks ago

    Ok, so the second side art. That MUST be Guy from Galaxy Quest! Please tell me it is!!!!!
  • mysterycyclesaid 34 weeks ago

    I'm really bummed I missed this one. It's a great reference to the Dead Alewives sketch and that font brought back all of my AD&D 2nd Edition nostalgia. Oh, well, I'm broke right now anyway...
  • deliciousfictionsaid 19 weeks ago

    smuuuuuurf it. I really want this shirt. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!