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Sci-Fi Cussing

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    PJesussaid 44 weeks ago

    Fantastic idea!
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    Captain_RibMansaid 44 weeks ago

    FRAK, SHAZBOT, BELGIUM, GORRAMN, SMURF, ZOINKS, FRELL, DREN, SMEG, FELGERCARB, HAB SoSLI’ QUCH!, HOLY FLERKING SHNIT, KRUNK, KARK, D’ARVIT, BASTICH, GOIT, GIMBOID, ASCII, B’ZUGDA HIARA, BACKBIRTH, BITCA, BLEEP, BOLL-YOTZ, CAKESNIFFER, CRUK, DEMON DOGS, DILLWEED, SHISNO, DINGO KIDNEYS, DROKK, EXPLETIVE DELETED, FARDLING, FARKLED, FARGIN’ ICEHOLES, FISH PASTE, FRAG, FLAMING, FLOPPY DISKS, FREK, FRINX, SMUGFUNT, FURGLE, GAK, GROOPHAR, JOOJOOFLOP, KRUNK, POODOO, MEEP, NUTTY FUDGEKINS, PUCKERNUTS, QI'YAH, RASSIN-FRASSIN, SCHNIKE, SHPADOINKLE, FRACK, JINKIES, SEMPRINI, MEBS, DIRTY BARNACLES, BEGORRAM, BIBBLE, BOJO, CAPE CANAVERALS, CHROME, CLEMEN, COCKADOODIE, DINGLY DANGLY DOODLE, ECHUTA, FALCON, FRAK-HEAD, FRAKWAD, MOTHERFRAKKER, FRELNIK, FRICK, GOL’KOSH, GOOHULOG, HORSE HOCKEY, JACKHOLE, KELLY CLARKSON!, KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS!, KRIFF, MICKYFICKY, MOTHER PUS BUCKET, BARBRA STREISAND, QU'VATLH, RABBITS!, RAGFRAGGER, SCHNIT, SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS, SLAG, YARBLES, ZARKING FARDWARKS, FLAGNOT, BRATCHNY, TUNK, MEECROB, WHAT THE DEUCE?
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    theskybreakssaid 44 weeks ago

    Every shirt is starting to have that dot gradient. Getting old.
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    Nimbussaid 44 weeks ago

    I love this and I want this. :D
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    Miguelperezsaid 44 weeks ago

    I love this shirt!
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    JP05said 44 weeks ago

    Nice! Simple and fun!
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    Twigg3hsaid 44 weeks ago

    Win.
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    spawn00xsaid 44 weeks ago

    NIce, simple, design...
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    cenquistsaid 44 weeks ago

    DOPE!
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    Robotikasaid 44 weeks ago

    Damned SWEET! BTW, seen the host (Fred) on Teletoon (Canada) wearing your shirts on his show. Pretty kickass.
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    jodyg_04said 44 weeks ago

    I like!
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    Ptolemy21said 44 weeks ago

    Love the inclusion of "meecrob". Fantastic.
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    DoctorWhysaid 44 weeks ago

    Oh frak! another ten dead presidents out of my pockets! Jinkies, you're good at this.
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    darthdereksaid 44 weeks ago

    dont quite get it but I love captain ribman!!!!!
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    J0HN_L0CKEsaid 44 weeks ago

    Frell and Frak ;)
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    jimene89said 44 weeks ago

    OHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't notice the words inside it! I take my meow back and replace it with YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (P.S. Now I'm broke...because of you....)
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    spang2005said 44 weeks ago

    Bahahahaha! Mother Pus Bucket FTW!! Not buying the shirt though.
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    Stexesaid 44 weeks ago

    I love Captain RibMan! Pretty much the only thing I look forward to on Teefury now a days. He is great! Too bad there is no comic today. =(
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    henglesaid 44 weeks ago

    Why am I suddenly hearing all the cusswords to the tune of R.E.M.'s "End of the World"?? ;-)
    Love the shirt, and I say Frack and Frell all the time! Must buy!
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    kayonealsaid 44 weeks ago

    this shirt is sweet.. I love the Lion-o thundercat/hello kitty side art too!
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    Strobesaid 44 weeks ago

    I don't recall seeing El Boba being printed here on teefury. Could we get a re-print of it? It'll be an insta-buy for me.
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    SeaTea483said 44 weeks ago

    Captain , once again u take my money... love ur designs
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    JBuchanansaid 44 weeks ago

    Nice.
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    tworiverssaid 44 weeks ago

    D'arvit! And cakesniffer! Never thought I'd see the day that Artemis Fowl AND Series of Unfortunate Events got some glory on Teefury :)
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    ohhappydayssaid 44 weeks ago

    theskybreaks said: Every shirt is starting to have that dot gradient. Getting old.

    they have to use that dot gradient to shade, otherwise all the colors that are needed for a proper gradient would break the teefury color limit.
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    hheadsaid 44 weeks ago

    sweet design. love it! keep up the great werk captain!
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    the_outcastssaid 44 weeks ago

    jimene89 said: OHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't notice the words inside it! I take my meow back and replace it with YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (P.S. Now I'm broke...because of you....)


    Oh god, cannot unhear now. That's brilliant
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    BizarroJerrysaid 44 weeks ago

    Frak – BattleStar Galactica
    Shazbot - Mork and Mindy
    Belgium - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    Gorramn - Firefly/Serenity
    Smurf - The Smurfs
    Zoinks - Scooby-Doo
    Frell - Farscape
    Dren - Farscape
    Smeg - Red Dwarf
    Felgercarb - BattleStar Galactica
    SoSLI’ Quch! – Star Trek
    Holy Flerking Schnit – The Simpsons
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    evilekeepersaid 44 weeks ago

    I could not be more happy about all the cussing going on :)
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    0pticalstaticsaid 44 weeks ago

    Love it, thanks for the new Tee!
    A great looking t-shirt, love the colors.
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    yesferrosaid 44 weeks ago

    Belgium? o that hurts my feelings!
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    Dinghis Khansaid 44 weeks ago

    NERFHERDER! Where in the frak is Nerfherder?! :(
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    SquatterBagsaid 44 weeks ago

    Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbitz... Ha Ha semantics
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    Chuffysaid 44 weeks ago

    theskybreaks said: Every shirt is starting to have that dot gradient. Getting old.


    The Dot gradient is called Halftone and allows the artist to create the illusion of a fading color with a single color ink. It is very useful for screen printed T-shirts with a limited palette. It's especially appropriate on a design referencing comic books as old comics used the Halftone method. And Captain Ribman has put this to good use on today's tee.
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    HPerksaid 44 weeks ago

    The kessel run for wookie pox print will be hanging on my wall, the fine piece of art that it is, as soon as it arrives. I love your work ribman!!
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    yankafaustsaid 44 weeks ago

    Love the idea but not the design I'm afraid. The contrast of the text within the symbols is a little too subtle. Nobody will get it unless they stare intently at my chest for a couple of minutes and I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable with that. Sorry Ribman.
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    BabyScenesaid 44 weeks ago

    Hello Kitty Thunder Cat Side Art!!
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    BizarroJerrysaid 44 weeks ago


    D’arvit - Artemis Fowl
    Bastich - Lobo
    Gimboid - Red Dwarf
    B’Zugda Hiara - Discworld
    Bleep - X-Files
    Cakesniffer - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
    Cruk - Doctor Who
    Demon Dogs - The Tribe
    Dingo Kidneys - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    Drokk - Judge Dredd
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    sariedeesaid 44 weeks ago

    i so love geek naughty words...(and perhaps should start using them since i have a little 13 month old "parrot") here's to trying to win stickers...again this week! (and i am so hoping that "banned" stickers are in my pack that i won!)
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    DreamTrippersaid 44 weeks ago

    I love this shirt for FRELL and DREN, but must have it for PUCKERNUTS!
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    deathsdyingangelsaid 44 weeks ago

    i want it but ill sleep on it nad wait to see my sneak peek of the next shirt to make sure this is the best way to go broke lol
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    MrSaturnsaid 44 weeks ago

    Awesome shirt. Too bad I can't afford it.
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    woohooziesaid 44 weeks ago

    This shirt is perfect. Thank you.
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    uncledeadsaid 44 weeks ago

    youtube.com/xcommissionergordonx this shirt reminds me of this band
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    Captain_RibMansaid 44 weeks ago

    HPerk said: The kessel run for wookie pox print will be hanging on my wall, the fine piece of art that it is, as soon as it arrives. I love your work ribman!!


    Thank you, citizen!
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    lostsocksaid 44 weeks ago

    Kelly Clarkson! XD Oh I wish I could afford this shirt!
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    thatsabingosaid 44 weeks ago

    Cool shirt! Very creative & original
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    rogerlysaid 44 weeks ago

    lostsock said: Kelly Clarkson! XD Oh I wish I could afford this shirt!


    I can't see it in the pic. Where is it? 40 Year Old Virgin FTW!
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    jdearmondsaid 44 weeks ago

    theskybreaks said: Every shirt is starting to have that dot gradient. Getting old.

    Well, it is a comic inspired shirt (partially). When comics have gradients, they are usually half tone dots. So, I think it makes perfect frakin' sense.
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    jdearmondsaid 44 weeks ago

    That's two of your shirts within a week RibMan. Stop it! Stop it now!
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    ofGlamissaid 44 weeks ago

    Hello lion-o is still one of my all time favorites.
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    arremersaid 44 weeks ago

    When I see this shirt, it makes me think of an angry Donald Duck.
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    FLemonjellosaid 44 weeks ago

    Shisno!!! You included shisno!?! I am thoroughly impressed. Rvb FTW!!! That is why I must own this shirt.
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    ienjoyeditsaid 44 weeks ago

    If I can manage to get money, this is an instabuy. Also, no witty cartoon on the side? WTF?! (What the frak, of course!)
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    Idlewildesaid 44 weeks ago

    Noi-jii-tat!!....from Pirates of Darkwater.
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    Chadicle7said 44 weeks ago

    Very awesome! I hope I can win some stickers =)
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    mafiusaid 44 weeks ago

    Really happy to see a Darvitt in there!
    We need more Fowl tees
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    jcasticksaid 44 weeks ago

    Not a bad design, congrats.
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    jdgoff77said 44 weeks ago

    Must have the kessel fun run...
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    KillJillsaid 44 weeks ago

    Eh. Kinda clever, but bad colors. Red and yellow work on occasion, but on grey? No thank you.
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    ruraksaid 44 weeks ago

    SHAZBOT really?! if i hadn't seen shazbot then i don't think i woulda gotten it
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    Rannonsaid 44 weeks ago

    Why is my countries name in there?!? Is Belgium an abusive word now in the US? Maybe it's gonna be a buy just because of that though ;p
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    Beebosaid 44 weeks ago

    Haha love the idea! Simple and funny. Great work!
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    notethesarcasmsaid 44 weeks ago

    That is frakkin hilarious.
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    clarke_leesaid 44 weeks ago

    Jinkies! That was the first word I read, and I'm actually watching Scooby Doo right now!
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    Trogdorbadsaid 44 weeks ago

    I would adore the Powerful Mok 5 sideart being printed. Also like Planet of the Grape Apes, but a shirt consisting of the Jackson 5, Thundarr the Barbarian, and Speed Racer would be the best thing EVER.
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    Trogdorbadsaid 44 weeks ago

    Fargin' Iceholes is on this? I MUST HAVE IT MORE JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY
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    KaT_Tokyosaid 44 weeks ago

    theskybreaks said: Every shirt is starting to have that dot gradient. Getting old.


    its the comic book style it's gotten popular recently. more people claim to be comic fans
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    Pocketssaid 44 weeks ago

    I like the shirt, could use a different color palette, though.
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    infinitysaid 44 weeks ago

    like the lion-o-helloKitty sticker very good... :)
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    Crossfire33said 44 weeks ago

    epic.

    All that needs to be said.
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    Jerry420said 44 weeks ago

    love it!
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    Poldsaid 44 weeks ago

    Even without the references it's a cool design.
    I also like the colors, both for the print, the t-shirt and the print/t-shirt. :-)

    I'm beyond broke, but I might just get it.

    Can't help thinking about the irony of this shirt being published on the oh see puritane, PC, familyfriendly TeeFury site, but then again, the references used in the design suffer from the same illness to some extend, some more successful than others. Is it then irony with irony on top?
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    Poldsaid 44 weeks ago

    BizarroJerry said: Frak – BattleStar Galactica
    Shazbot - Mork and Mindy
    Belgium - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    Gorramn - Firefly/Serenity
    Smurf - The Smurfs
    Zoinks - Scooby-Doo
    Frell - Farscape
    Dren - Farscape
    Smeg - Red Dwarf
    Felgercarb - BattleStar Galactica
    SoSLI’ Quch! – Star Trek
    Holy Flerking Schnit – The Simpsons
    BizarroJerry said: Frak – BattleStar Galactica
    Shazbot - Mork and Mindy
    Belgium - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    Gorramn - Firefly/Serenity
    Smurf - The Smurfs
    Zoinks - Scooby-Doo
    Frell - Farscape
    Dren - Farscape
    Smeg - Red Dwarf
    Felgercarb - BattleStar Galactica
    SoSLI’ Quch! – Star Trek
    Holy Flerking Schnit – The Simpsons


    What the deuce? - Family Guy
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    PancakeV3said 44 weeks ago

    Wow, great!
    Gonna buy one :9
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    Thevic61said 44 weeks ago

    That's Frakkin sweet.
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    mothmanlivessaid 44 weeks ago

    Very Awesome I always liked the different swears like bastach
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    Tusserksaid 44 weeks ago

    Aw man, two in a row for the husband... Gorramn kriffing motherfrakking TeeFury's starting to get dangerous for my wallet!!
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    NinjaBunnyFusaid 44 weeks ago

    why must i be broke :(
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    texasboy87said 44 weeks ago

    I totally just got the Grape (Planet of the Apes) Ape reference on the side! Awesome! I miss the cartoons of old. Again...Love this shirt.
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    JudgeJudassaid 44 weeks ago

    Needs more "Chongo-longo!" and "Noy Jitat".
    I love whoever gets the reference!
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    SuperGiant93said 44 weeks ago

    Love it!! :)
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    malawalasaid 44 weeks ago

    no comic? :'(
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    FOSSsaid 44 weeks ago

    cool design, once again, good work captain ribman
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    eetansksaid 44 weeks ago

    THANK YOU for including shisno. You have no idea how happy that made me. Highly considering buying.
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    saffysaid 44 weeks ago

    tworivers said: D'arvit! And cakesniffer! Never thought I'd see the day that Artemis Fowl AND Series of Unfortunate Events got some glory on Teefury :)


    Second'd. The shirt is wonderful, but I won't be buying, simply because I don't think it'll get the recognition (when I wear it) that it deserves :)
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    bvardemansaid 44 weeks ago

    I love that, but I dont know that anyone else that I know would get it!
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    nlggambinisaid 44 weeks ago

    What?! No 'Blabbering Blathersmites?!' I keed :)
    And the inclusion of 'gorram' is just swell.

    theskybreaks said: Every shirt is starting to have that dot gradient. Getting old.


    Lets see, yesterday's shirt alone proves you wrong. Not to mention the four previous shirts not using that style. Trolling is interesting only works when there's SOME sort of thought put behind it. Now go complain somewhere else. Thanks :)
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    tlorfettsaid 44 weeks ago

    Great shirt, Great Artist
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    tiggyvgsaid 44 weeks ago

    Oh Captain My Captain!!!
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    marlinchensaid 44 weeks ago

    This one's not for me, but I love the Hello Lion-o, Gorn Fishin', and Mystery Machine Transformer sideart.
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    thefontsaid 44 weeks ago

    My eyes are dim; I cannot see... B*@#!um.

    This is one whole joojooflop situation.

    (I didn't think Poodoo was a 'cuss word', though.)
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    bdbdsaid 44 weeks ago

    BELGIUM!
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    ghostofdavidsaid 44 weeks ago

    Nerfherder!!!
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    fulsonpoosaid 44 weeks ago

    Drats! I don't get paid until tomorrow. *insert sad emote*

    Great design: simple, clean, and fun.
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    aslterp88said 44 weeks ago

    I wish I totally had the money to buy some of these shirts cause I always love one from Captain Ribman!!!!!!!!!!
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    Metal_Blisssaid 44 weeks ago

    Strobe said: I don't recall seeing El Boba being printed here on teefury. Could we get a re-print of it? It'll be an insta-buy for me.


    Can we get a re-print? The whole catch to Teefury is they are 1 off specials.
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    blsbsaid 44 weeks ago

    This is pretty sweet, but the money in my account is not. :( Can't buy, but want to. Nice job!
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    lbenson2said 44 weeks ago

    Impressive.
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    zgdesignsaid 44 weeks ago

    This is the first shirt I have liked in a while! A break from Dr. Who.
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    robinzeggblusaid 44 weeks ago

    WHAT THE FRELL MAN?!?
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    heykoolaidsaid 44 weeks ago

    GIMBOID!!! Nice to see a little Red Dwarf (No Smeghead??)

    Nice one!
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    Kfurrowsaid 44 weeks ago

    I like it, why do I have to get paid on Fridays I miss out on a good one.
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    FuzzyLogicsaid 44 weeks ago

    Asterisk! Bleep!

    Floidoip!
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    lstarikovsaid 44 weeks ago

    whats the banned stickers of?
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    opiate1138said 44 weeks ago

    Fantastic! What a great shirt!
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    wentzericsaid 44 weeks ago

    This is so @#$%^&* great I just can't remember when a piece of ()*! shirt was this %^&*@#$ memorable. . .

    Thanks Rib$%#@!&*Man !!!
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    Threemoonssaid 44 weeks ago

    Not fair, Teefury, making me buy all these shirts this month! :)

    WANT GrapeApe Sideart also.
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    Aerofluxsaid 44 weeks ago

    I had no idea I knew so many curse words...SHAZBOT!
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    Aerofluxsaid 44 weeks ago

    I want the sci-fi theater 3000 design!!!! Narf!
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    chaosbobbysaid 44 weeks ago

    I've always wanted cuss sybol shirts, the inset sayings are a great twist. Buy it now or swear about it later.
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    jobiwansaid 44 weeks ago

    I love cussing and I love t-shirts!! Worlds colliding FTW!!!!1!2
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    skeffsaid 44 weeks ago

    Oh man, you included smeg. Freaking awesome.
    I have to think on it though, not sure if I have the cash for it right now.
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    TheBensanitysaid 44 weeks ago

    Cool idea!
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    sporkfoosaid 44 weeks ago

    would love this more if one of my favorites wasn't misspelled.
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    sporkfoosaid 44 weeks ago

    a maybe buy. I have so many out on order right now.
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    sporkfoosaid 44 weeks ago

    especially since i did google and i am mostly lame and don't know how to spell invented conehead words.
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    Dennis_001said 44 weeks ago

    Nice !!!!!!!
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    MEEEEEEEEsaid 44 weeks ago

    Yes! Cakesniffers!
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    phillygirl64said 44 weeks ago

    frak....what a day to have my bank account all messed up!
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    centinelsaid 44 weeks ago

    Every shirt is starting to have that dot gradient. Getting old.

    I have some picking that needs doing at my nit farm. You, sir, are clearly my man.
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    bittynationsaid 44 weeks ago

    Hot smuuuuuurf!
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    ellethomsaid 44 weeks ago

    interesting idea
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    mister_goatssaid 44 weeks ago

    That's a great shirt.
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    mandileblancsaid 44 weeks ago

    Captain you frakkin' cakesniffer! I think I have to buy this now. Well played sir, well played...
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    katanabananasaid 44 weeks ago

    I get it now... Didn't see the words inside the words!! VERY cool!
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    Shimonahsaid 44 weeks ago

    This is Fraking awesome. My husband and I have the Tuskan Raiders shirt, which we wear all the frelling time. :D
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    laughtracksaid 44 weeks ago

    Thanks for a list of words that'll get past the TeeFury filter... I'm not sure where "smugfunt" is from, but it's my new favorite word... Can you use that in a sentence and what's the country of origin?
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    biffpowsaid 44 weeks ago

    Captain, how to you do it? Take my money every time!
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    centinelsaid 44 weeks ago

    "Dirty Barnacles" "Fish Paste" = Spongebob
    "Poodoo" "Kriff" "Echuta" = Star Wars
    "Goit" "Gimboid" "Smeg" = Red Dwarf
    "Dillweed" = Beavis & Butthead
    "Meecrob" "Barbara Streisand" = South Park
    "Bratchny" "Yarbles" = A Clockwork Orange
    "Flagnot" = Monsters vs. Aliens
    "Joojooflop" = Hitchhiker's Guide
    "Rassin-Frassin" = Yosemite Sam, Muttley, etc.
    "Clemen" = Family Guy
    "QI'yaH" "Qu'vatlh = Star Trek
    "Gol'Kosh" = WoW
    "Semprimi" = Monty Python
    "Bitca" = Buffy
    "B’zugda Hiara" "Goohulog" = Discworld
    "Smugfunt" = Sinister Dexter
    "Nutty Fudgekins" "Holy Flerking Shnit"= Simpsons
    "Cockadoodie" = Misery
    "Shpadoinkle" = Cannibal! The Movie
    "Schnike" = Tommy Boy
    "Begorram" = Firefly
    "Puckernuts" = Elfquest

    etc
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    lifathsaid 44 weeks ago

    2 hot to show banned sticker?! Whatever it is, I want that gorramn sticker!
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    Moke93said 44 weeks ago

    Would definitely buy that Raiders tee
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    dac01220said 44 weeks ago

    Interesting.
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    Captain_RibMansaid 44 weeks ago

    laughtrack said: Thanks for a list of words that'll get past the TeeFury filter... I'm not sure where "smugfunt" is from, but it's my new favorite word... Can you use that in a sentence and what's the country of origin?


    Gotta say, "smugfunt" is one of the best sounding words on the list. It is from Sinister Dexter, a 2000AD comic. Used in a sentence:

    "People who don't know what a smugfunt is are total smugfunts." :-)
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    Kfurrowsaid 44 weeks ago

    I had just enough money in my bank so I couldn't pass this shirt up. I am now broke but worth it didn't want to miss out on a good shirt.
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    Tailinsaid 44 weeks ago

    Puckernuts!! Ok, I can buy this now...
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    MattRyansaid 44 weeks ago

    I say Frak all the time.. and no one gets it... I feel like I should buy this shirt and be like "SEEEEE!!!! Someone understands meee!!" But I am soooo broke... uggghhh!!! I WANT it!
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    ApexOfLightsaid 44 weeks ago

    love this
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    piercerguysaid 44 weeks ago

    this *#@$#! shirt is *#$@!%#&!! amazing
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    breeberssaid 44 weeks ago

    Someone finally gets around to using Shpadonkle in a shirt and I can't afford it.

    I hate being so gorram broke! Shpadoinkle!
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    Shuperseansaid 44 weeks ago

    No scruffy looking nerf herders? Still good, though!
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    fragglerocksaid 44 weeks ago

    Belgium? Isn't that best left for use in serious screenplays? Preferably gratuitously?
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    Moo_cowsaid 44 weeks ago

    Awesome shirt
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    palindromiasaid 44 weeks ago

    Captain_RibMan said: FRAK, SHAZBOT, BELGIUM, GORRAMN, SMURF, ZOINKS, FRELL, DREN, SMEG, FELGERCARB, HAB SoSLI’ QUCH!, HOLY FLERKING SHNIT, KRUNK, KARK, D’ARVIT, BASTICH, GOIT, GIMBOID, ASCII, B’ZUGDA HIARA, BACKBIRTH, BITCA, BLEEP, BOLL-YOTZ, CAKESNIFFER, CRUK, DEMON DOGS, DILLWEED, SHISNO, DINGO KIDNEYS, DROKK, EXPLETIVE DELETED, FARDLING, FARKLED, FARGIN’ ICEHOLES, FISH PASTE, FRAG, FLAMING, FLOPPY DISKS, FREK, FRINX, SMUGFUNT, FURGLE, GAK, GROOPHAR, JOOJOOFLOP, KRUNK, POODOO, MEEP, NUTTY FUDGEKINS, PUCKERNUTS, QI'YAH, RASSIN-FRASSIN, SCHNIKE, SHPADOINKLE, FRACK, JINKIES, SEMPRINI, MEBS, DIRTY BARNACLES, BEGORRAM, BIBBLE, BOJO, CAPE CANAVERALS, CHROME, CLEMEN, COCKADOODIE, DINGLY DANGLY DOODLE, ECHUTA, FALCON, FRAK-HEAD, FRAKWAD, MOTHERFRAKKER, FRELNIK, FRICK, GOL’KOSH, GOOHULOG, HORSE HOCKEY, JACKHOLE, KELLY CLARKSON!, KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS!, KRIFF, MICKYFICKY, MOTHER PUS BUCKET, BARBRA STREISAND, QU'VATLH, RABBITS!, RAGFRAGGER, SCHNIT, SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS, SLAG, YARBLES, ZARKING FARDWARKS, FLAGNOT, BRATCHNY, TUNK, MEECROB, WHAT THE DEUCE?


    ...putting words in blue that aren't hyperlinks. I'M SO MAD. I'M GOING TO KEEP GOD smuuuuuurf CLICKING UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS.
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    gilsquaredsaid 44 weeks ago

    BOJO! BTTFII FTW! Nicely done, Captain.
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    rickyfeitsaid 44 weeks ago

    stickers look awesome!
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    Barberoysaid 44 weeks ago

    Sweet shirt! I'm a little sad there's no Captain Haddock on there, though.
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    timmhensonsaid 44 weeks ago

    Oh, i'm sorry... i forgot to think about it. I just purchased on reflex.
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    timmhensonsaid 44 weeks ago

    Captain_RibMan said: FRAK, SHAZBOT, BELGIUM, GORRAMN, SMURF, ZOINKS, FRELL, DREN, SMEG, FELGERCARB, HAB SoSLI’ QUCH!, HOLY FLERKING SHNIT, KRUNK, KARK, D’ARVIT, BASTICH, GOIT, GIMBOID, ASCII, B’ZUGDA HIARA, BACKBIRTH, BITCA, BLEEP, BOLL-YOTZ, CAKESNIFFER, CRUK, DEMON DOGS, DILLWEED, SHISNO, DINGO KIDNEYS, DROKK, EXPLETIVE DELETED, FARDLING, FARKLED, FARGIN’ ICEHOLES, FISH PASTE, FRAG, FLAMING, FLOPPY DISKS, FREK, FRINX, SMUGFUNT, FURGLE, GAK, GROOPHAR, JOOJOOFLOP, KRUNK, POODOO, MEEP, NUTTY FUDGEKINS, PUCKERNUTS, QI'YAH, RASSIN-FRASSIN, SCHNIKE, SHPADOINKLE, FRACK, JINKIES, SEMPRINI, MEBS, DIRTY BARNACLES, BEGORRAM, BIBBLE, BOJO, CAPE CANAVERALS, CHROME, CLEMEN, COCKADOODIE, DINGLY DANGLY DOODLE, ECHUTA, FALCON, FRAK-HEAD, FRAKWAD, MOTHERFRAKKER, FRELNIK, FRICK, GOL’KOSH, GOOHULOG, HORSE HOCKEY, JACKHOLE, KELLY CLARKSON!, KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS!, KRIFF, MICKYFICKY, MOTHER PUS BUCKET, BARBRA STREISAND, QU'VATLH, RABBITS!, RAGFRAGGER, SCHNIT, SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS, SLAG, YARBLES, ZARKING FARDWARKS, FLAGNOT, BRATCHNY, TUNK, MEECROB, WHAT THE DEUCE?


    ...you had me at ZOINKS.
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    earthjoysaid 44 weeks ago

    Very cool!
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    RuzzTsaid 44 weeks ago

    Where's "Bob Saget!"?
    Nice shirt!
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    Lanolin84said 44 weeks ago

    I love the Grape Ape shirt! :)
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    Lanolin84said 44 weeks ago

    I love the Grape Ape shirt! :)
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    shadow27said 44 weeks ago

    Ferlger carb is one of my all time favorites. Somuch more old school than frak.
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    vmsweet123said 44 weeks ago

    this is awesome and I love the stickers!
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    jimmyhudsonsaid 44 weeks ago

    I'd love to see the Mystery Science Theatre side art. That would be awesome.
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    skylew2said 44 weeks ago

    Awesome yet again from capt. ribman.
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    Cottonsaid 44 weeks ago

    Zoinks, Jinkies, Cakesniffer & Kelly Clarkson!..you sir are a total BAMF.
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    spoonmanxsaid 44 weeks ago

    I have to say I first thought this was a Q*bert related shirt and was really excited! It's still cool though.
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    Ritzsaid 44 weeks ago

    sweet shirt..bought!!!
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    Eradicatorsaid 44 weeks ago

    Very nice. Shazbot front and centre!
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    jmhinkx1said 44 weeks ago

    hmmm...no "frog blast the vent core!" ?
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    x_abisai_xsaid 44 weeks ago

    bought it!
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    swiltonsaid 44 weeks ago

    Dear teefury, Listen, on behalf of me the owner of yer shirt, and swilton ( the friend who ordered the shirt). Anyhow, we were amidst a postal strike, my T got lost in the mail, wound up elsewhere, we all but lost hope, but today my T came!! So, thank you!!!! For yer excellent customer service and keepin on trackin it for us! Skawtr
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    Wimbleysaid 44 weeks ago

    O BOY ANOTHER TEXT T-SHIRT!!!!!

    B^( pass!!!
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    zerodatasaid 44 weeks ago

    I see Farscape. I want more Farscape.
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    DecoyOctopussaid 44 weeks ago

    Needs more Vondrook
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    hawaiiangbsaid 44 weeks ago

    i wish "double dumb ass on you" was in there... but im getting the tshirt anyway
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    jsamaresaid 44 weeks ago

    Clever, imaginative and fun for everyone!
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    edmundothesaid 44 weeks ago

    theskybreaks said: Every shirt is starting to have that dot gradient. Getting old.


    Agreed.
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    Kimoppisaid 44 weeks ago

    I WOULD... but I'm saving up for your Thunder Kitties shirt as about 5 gifts... because your awesomeness is destroying my unborn children's college fund!
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    LWO_Castillosaid 44 weeks ago

    Sweet Tee!!!
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    DoctorWhoNCsaid 44 weeks ago

    That is a very cool shirt! I like it a lot.
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    zreekeesaid 44 weeks ago

    I have maybe a dumb question, but does the Sheldon character from Big Bang Theory wear Teefury shirts? And if not, why not??

    Awesome shirt btw
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    ShadowsChaossaid 44 weeks ago

    That's what I was saying when I saw I missed this shirt by an hour or two!